Trout Masked Replica
Player Valuation: £950k
What a shambles. Carlo isn't the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
Match Thread Everton v Sheffield United - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll
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ToffeeLee1878
Player Valuation: £8m
Reminds me of a general melchitt quote in blackadder “doing precisely what we’ve done for the last 17 times is the last thing they will be expecting us to do this time “
Utterly insane tactic and makes us a laughing stock
I'm still angry and embarrassed
BigBlueConk
Player Valuation: £70m
Well played Sheffield Utd.
Exposed Everton for the team of frauds they are.
Exposed Everton for the team of frauds they are.
BigBlueConk
Player Valuation: £70m
Everytime you think you time can not play worse, they find a new level.
hallamblue
Player Valuation: £40m
Simply trying hard seems to be enough to beat us at Goodison this season.
No one will convince me that effort is not a huge part of our problems this year. I watch us every week but I watch a lot of other English football. The lack of intensity and aggression in our squad is as poor as you'll see.
We don't win second balls, we get ran past easily in midfield. We don't sprint forward with the ball. We never see a midfielder or full back run beyond the frontline, we never see us knocking opponents off the ball, we never see us winning the ball high to sustain attacks.
People say football is about a lot more than effort, and they'd be right. But when the effort is not there, none of those other things matter. This squad make me embarrased and not want to watch us play. There are very few things to like about them, and they will make an awful lot of blues lose interest in football. If they don't care, then why should anyone else care. They will wake up this morning and get on with things because they don't understand what is expected.
I would suggest that the only conclusion you can draw from that undie-skid of a performance is that a big bunch of those players know they will not be there to enjoy a European tour next season, if they had made it.
House needs clearing top to bottom (players) and get some in that want to win. Bloody pathetic the lot of them.
House needs clearing top to bottom (players) and get some in that want to win. Bloody pathetic the lot of them.
jonesey10
Player Valuation: £1.5m
1st time I've actually started losing faith in CA, performances have been awful for too long, players lack any fight but tactics were awful yesterday, starting with 3 at the back and nobody wanting the ball in midfield. not getting forward with any urgency, just waiting for them to get 11 behind the ball then sideways and backwards passing. this can't all be blamed on the players surely. Digne has gone from one of the best attacking left backs to one of the worst. I'm not watching them again this season, it's not fair on my family.
Kaiser Soysauce
Player Valuation: £10m
If my job was like football, I'd gladly allow my mate to take my shifts while I happily take a wage for nothing.
Kaiser Soysauce
Player Valuation: £10m
@AndyC, apologies for the language. I've gone a while without needing to swear, but yesterday's result took the biscuit. Them lot across the park get 95th minute goalkeeping headers and we get absolute........see, resisted inserting expletive!
Sharpattack
Player Valuation: £35m
When any of the back 4 receives a ball they pass across the field to each other multiple times. When the opposition discovers they’re not actually going to pass it forward they press them forcing it back to the keeper who launches it in the general direction of the midfield where possession is lost. Rinse and repeat.
Bluebirdie
Player Valuation: £2.5m
I don't like thinking like this but, with City on the final day, we will likely finish the season with a negative goal difference.
Runub
Player Valuation: £60m
Not unusual
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