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You: Do you know the maximum air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: as;?
Stranger: *asl?
You: answer my question bitch
Stranger: 19 bi female..., u horny?...i have msn, fb, skype, email
You: didnt i just talk to you?
Stranger: where u live?
Stranger: im in los angeles, usa...so u horny?
You: wow, is this automated?
Stranger: ,..awwww u didn"t say yes :(
You: holy ****
You: this is so cool
You: say something else
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I was talking with someone who said the EXACT same thing as that lol.
 

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You: hey
Stranger: HI STRANGER !♥
You: Hi.
You: Asl
Stranger: 16 F
You: 15 m
You: irelnd
You: wbu
Stranger: PHILIPPIESN
You: What?
Stranger: NICE TO MEET YOU :)
You: Um yeah, you too
Stranger: I MEAN PHILIPPINES
You: Ohh, right
You: Is that near Thailand
Stranger: YESS.:>
You: Do you drink chang beer
Stranger: NOPE. HAHA
Stranger: I ONLY DRINK WATER
You: I'm disappointed.
Stranger: WHY?
Stranger: WHY?
You: Can you please turn caps lock off, then we can talk
Stranger: haha whats the matter ? HAHA kidding
You: It does my head in... Are you into football?
Stranger: no
Stranger: im into basketball
You have disconnected.
 
Stranger: 15 year old male with a foot fetish here
You: i don't have feet
Stranger: thats unlucky
You: definitely
Stranger: thats good if you are a woman
You: Do women not need feet or something?
Stranger: no i meant your guy fetish
You: My name isn't Guy Fetish. It's Rufus.
Stranger: that is fantastic
You: I'm a fantastic Guy.
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Stranger: m 27 canada u?
You: f 19 US hi!
Stranger: nice
Stranger: welcome
You: your meant to say hi first! lol!
Stranger: sorry
You: its ok.
Stranger: because a lot of people ask me asl all time
You: where in canada?
You: MY RAT
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Quebec
Stranger: and you
You: Montreal? beautiful city.
Stranger: yes
You: I got a piercing there!
Stranger: i visted it last week
Stranger: waww
Stranger: did u visit it?
You: yes twice.
You: I love it.
You: MY RAT IS RAVENOUS.
Stranger: nice
Stranger: yes its a beautoful city
You: Newtown bar on the corner.
You: great party.
Stranger: yesss
Stranger: st catherine
Stranger: its a good place
You: st catherine street is a crazy place.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: whiche city do u live
You: IVE GOT MY RAT OUT FFS.
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: which city
Stranger: do u live?
You: Detroit lad
Stranger: ahh nice
You: Its cool.
Stranger: i hope one day visit new york
Stranger: yes
You: My pop lives there.
You: MY RAT IT PULSES LIKE A STRONG HEART
Stranger: waww good
You: You been?
Stranger: i must learn english
Stranger: because here we talk french
Stranger: all time
You: your english is super, its hot how you speak English
Stranger: ohhh thank you
Stranger: you are nice
Stranger: whats ur name?
You: Destiny x
You: An ur
Stranger: nice to meet u Destiny x
Stranger: Tafik
You: Thats a nice name, is it french?
You: MY RAT IS DRIPPING.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: can we chang contact?
Stranger: its better to talk here
You: I think so.
You: DOUZ YOU LIKE MY RAT LAD?
Stranger: if you want
Stranger: messenger skype..i dont know what u have
You: TELL ME YOU WANT MY RAT.
Stranger: Facebook
Stranger: Facebook pleas now.
You: Im sorry i get these urges x
Stranger: no it's ok.
You: MY RAT WANTS FEEDING FFS.
You: hold on one moment.
Stranger: cool
You: add me facebook?
Stranger: lets chat
Stranger: sure what your name
You: Destiny McLuvsTheCock
Stranger: your facebook
You: yes that's it add me.
Stranger: you sure lol
You: you scared? im dripping.
You: SACRE BLEU MY RAT IS STARVING.
Stranger: I can find you.
You: This is an official FBI notice. You have contravened US Penal Code 1384JHGHA. Click here to look this up. We have tracked your ip address to: Laval, Quebec, Canada. Continuation of lewd behavior towards minors will result in prosecution. End this conversation immediately and turn off your electronic device for three calendar days or face prosecution.
Stranger: whut?????

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chicoazul said:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: m 27 canada u?
You: f 19 US hi!
Stranger: nice
Stranger: welcome
You: your meant to say hi first! lol!
Stranger: sorry
You: its ok.
Stranger: because a lot of people ask me asl all time
You: where in canada?
You: MY RAT
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Quebec
Stranger: and you
You: Montreal? beautiful city.
Stranger: yes
You: I got a piercing there!
Stranger: i visted it last week
Stranger: waww
Stranger: did u visit it?
You: yes twice.
You: I love it.
You: MY RAT IS RAVENOUS.
Stranger: nice
Stranger: yes its a beautoful city
You: Newtown bar on the corner.
You: great party.
Stranger: yesss
Stranger: st catherine
Stranger: its a good place
You: st catherine street is a crazy place.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: whiche city do u live
You: IVE GOT MY RAT OUT FFS.
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: which city
Stranger: do u live?
You: Detroit lad
Stranger: ahh nice
You: Its cool.
Stranger: i hope one day visit new york
Stranger: yes
You: My pop lives there.
You: MY RAT IT PULSES LIKE A STRONG HEART
Stranger: waww good
You: You been?
Stranger: i must learn english
Stranger: because here we talk french
Stranger: all time
You: your english is super, its hot how you speak English
Stranger: ohhh thank you
Stranger: you are nice
Stranger: whats ur name?
You: Destiny x
You: An ur
Stranger: nice to meet u Destiny x
Stranger: Tafik
You: Thats a nice name, is it french?
You: MY RAT IS DRIPPING.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: can we chang contact?
Stranger: its better to talk here
You: I think so.
You: DOUZ YOU LIKE MY RAT LAD?
Stranger: if you want
Stranger: messenger skype..i dont know what u have
You: TELL ME YOU WANT MY RAT.
Stranger: Facebook
Stranger: Facebook pleas now.
You: Im sorry i get these urges x
Stranger: no it's ok.
You: MY RAT WANTS FEEDING FFS.
You: hold on one moment.
Stranger: cool
You: add me facebook?
Stranger: lets chat
Stranger: sure what your name
You: Destiny McLuvsTheCock
Stranger: your facebook
You: yes that's it add me.
Stranger: you sure lol
You: you scared? im dripping.
You: SACRE BLEU MY RAT IS STARVING.
Stranger: I can find you.
You: This is an official FBI notice. You have contravened US Penal Code 1384JHGHA. Click here to look this up. We have tracked your ip address to: Laval, Quebec, Canada. Continuation of lewd behavior towards minors will result in prosecution. End this conversation immediately and turn off your electronic device for three calendar days or face prosecution.
Stranger: whut?????

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I actually love you. I literally have tears down my face. The initial randomness of dropping THE RAT in did it for me. <3
 


F*ckin retard this lad

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Stranger: yo.
You: sup man
Stranger: you like pancakes?
You: i love pancakes
Stranger: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Stranger: you play minecraft?
You: im not a nerd man
Stranger: Yes you are.
Stranger: Because you liked pancakes
You: everyone likes pancakes man
Stranger: Except for non nerds
You: you're really stupid
Stranger: you know im gonna go eat pancakes seeeeeeeeeee yaaaaaaaaaaa
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