Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....

[JimmyJeffers]

This needs to happen. I can see it now. Holloway brings the lads out onto the pitch, followed by Allaway, Bytheway, Brendan Galloway. All the while “What is Love” by Haddaway is blaring.

All the ways!

 

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All the ways!

Concessions handled by Subway

 

[Yarrgh]

This needs to happen. I can see it now. Holloway brings the lads out onto the pitch, followed by Allaway, Bytheway, Brendan Galloway. All the while “What is Love” by Haddaway is blaring.

Do you think celebrity Coasters fan Lenny Kravitz might be tempted to re-work his most famous song for us?

 

[cronullasharks]

This needs to happen. I can see it now. Holloway brings the lads out onto the pitch, followed by Allaway, Bytheway, Brendan Galloway. All the while “What is Love” by Haddaway is blaring.

I'm on night shift this week, that songs gonna be in my head till i get to sleep later this morning. Then my dreams will be haunted by Doris the big burly canteen man.

 

[cronullasharks]

Do you think celebrity Coasters fan Lenny Kravitz might be tempted to re-work his most famous song for us?

Actually works twice that, with Fly Away.

 

[Jimishorts]

Do you think celebrity Coasters fan Lenny Kravitz might be tempted to re-work his most famous song for us?

“It ain’t over when you’re coasters”

 

[NeroCeasar]

Concessions handled by Subway

Fuckoutoftheway have been doing a decent job as the new security company

 

[Yarrgh]

Fuckoutoftheway have been doing a decent job as the new security company

Good job his name wasn't a short form of Richard otherwise that name would not get around the swear filter.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Good job his name wasn't a short form of Richard otherwise that name would not get around the swear filter.

Or a young cat

 

[NeroCeasar]

Is this years supporters Xmas night out going ahead or is it a thing of the past after last years "incident"? @maccavennie

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Is this years supporters Xmas night out going ahead or is it a thing of the past after last years "incident"? @maccavennie

I still get flashbacks every time I see a Christmas tree. Heavens knows how the poor vicar and the children from the Fylde church choir must have felt.

 

[Yarrgh]

"What are the severn drawves doing to Snow White father? And why aren't they wearing any clothes and covered in grease and why are they trying to stick the Christmas tree up her...?"

"Avert your eyes children!"

 

[maccavennie]

Keep it quiet boys and girls, but maccavennie managed to get hold of 4k's worth of fireworks off one eyed Eddie for £50.00 and a lift in my Escort XR3i with fuel injection matt black with dice.

And that's not all

He only gave me the Hucks home address didn't he

And there's more

Said he'll be out on Crimbo Eve between 11am and 4pm as he's doing an overtime shift at the local Co op again.

I won't tell you the address, you'll see it lit up in the night sky.


Also, let's not talk about the tree and vicar either, that's not my proudest moment BUT I did raise £25.00 for my fun run for charity dressed as a condom running from my front door to the front gate!

 

[JimmyJeffers]

"What are the severn drawves doing to Snow White father? And why aren't they wearing any clothes and covered in grease and why are they trying to stick the Christmas tree up her...?"

"Avert your eyes children!"

It was the moment he proclaimed he was an angel after buying some dodgy ‘disco biscuits’ off Danny Rowe that I had to leave. No child should have to witness a middle aged man perched on top of the tree in the town square with his kegs round his ankles singing the Allaway song. Took the fire brigade 3 hours and two tubs of butter to ‘detach’ him.

 

[maccavennie]

It was the moment he proclaimed he was an angel after buying some dodgy ‘disco biscuits’ off Danny Rowe that I had to leave. No child should have to witness a middle aged man perched on top of the tree in the town square with his kegs round his ankles singing the Allaway song. Took the fire brigade 3 hours and two tubs of butter to ‘detach’ him.

lol lol lol