Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....


Also you can't do what he is supposed to have done to Miss Fylde 2012 and expect to get away with it. The dirty sod. But still, absolutely magnificent head of hair.

He never lived it down did he mate, always there haunting him. If you remember as well, it was after that episode that he was caught in Lance's chemist buying a box of just for men to hide the grey hair which came up due to the stress.

That head of hair
Grey
Needing Just for fkin Men number 23!
He was never the same mate, never the same

Top man, top man bun but the timing was right.
 

He never lived it down did he mate, always there haunting him. If you remember as well, it was after that episode that he was caught in Lance's chemist buying a box of just for men to hide the grey hair which came up due to the stress.

That head of hair
Grey
Needing Just for fkin Men number 23!
He was never the same mate, never the same

Top man, top man bun but the timing was right.
Apparently when he grew a beard, it merged into his chest hair right into his crab ladder and beyond. It was like looking at a small grizzly. I strongly suspect the Huck's love for midnight naturism is what led to the rumours of the Fyle Yeti.

A great servant.
 
Apparently when he grew a beard, it merged into his chest hair right into his crab ladder and beyond. It was like looking at a small grizzly. I strongly suspect the Huck's love for midnight naturism is what led to the rumours of the Fyle Yeti.

A great servant.

Bloody hell do you remember when I chatted up Yvonne the lollipop lady and everyone was saying maccas been with the Fylde Yeti. She was deffo as hairy as the Huckster. She done a boss poll dance with her lollipop stick one evening but had been on the Newcastle Brown, turned upside down on the pole and let one slip out which followed through.

What a sight, what a stench, what a night that was.
 
Bloody hell do you remember when I chatted up Yvonne the lollipop lady and everyone was saying maccas been with the Fylde Yeti. She was deffo as hairy as the Huckster. She done a boss poll dance with her lollipop stick one evening but had been on the Newcastle Brown, turned upside down on the pole and let one slip out which followed through.

What a sight, what a stench, what a night that was.
The Huck and Yvonne did do the deed if you recall. Unfortunately because of their incompatible hair types it was like Velcro.

Fylde's premier topiarist had to be called in to A&E. All hushed up by the club at the time.
 

FERGUSON IIDENTIFIES LEFT WINGER

DF: We have been searching for a left winger to replace De'Marlio Sterling who is no longer with us. It is a difficult position but we have been in talks with a number of players but wage demands is something we are not in a position to negotiate on. I aim to be open with the fans on our transfers to avoid talk of rumours but as things stand we are still looking to bring in a player who we hope can play across the front of the pitch.

Ferguson has been in talks with some higher profile players from England and Scotland but we believe Fylde are finding the wage demands a stumbling block.
 
FERGUSON IIDENTIFIES LEFT WINGER

DF: We have been searching for a left winger to replace De'Marlio Sterling who is no longer with us. It is a difficult position but we have been in talks with a number of players but wage demands is something we are not in a position to negotiate on. I aim to be open with the fans on our transfers to avoid talk of rumours but as things stand we are still looking to bring in a player who we hope can play across the front of the pitch.

Ferguson has been in talks with some higher profile players from England and Scotland but we believe Fylde are finding the wage demands a stumbling block.
Splash the cash Dunc. I heard the Huck's payoff and gagging order has emptied our war chest. We need elite players to come in before the window slams shut. Play the loan game and be crafty.

Up the Coasters!
 

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