Grounds for divorce???

bluejock · January 15, 2011

Mrs Jock has arranged our youngest's birthday party for tomorrow, 1-3, meaning I'll miss the 1st half at least.

Does this count as a valid and legitimate reason to file for divorce?

GrandOldTeam · January 15, 2011

Without doubt Mr Jock.

uknightbreed · January 15, 2011

bluejock said:
Mrs Jock has arranged our youngest's birthday party for tomorrow, 1-3, meaning I'll miss the 1st half at least.

Does this count as a valid and legitimate reason to file for divorce?

putting the kid up for adoption would be cheaper id imagine

little curly alan ball · January 15, 2011

bluejock said:
Mrs Jock has arranged our youngest's birthday party for tomorrow, 1-3, meaning I'll miss the 1st half at least.

Does this count as a valid and legitimate reason to file for divorce?

SO , YES !!!

( Tells Jocko ; ITS OK !!! IVE GOT HOTYYS FOR EVERYONE , lid !!! BIN THE ARL ONE ...)

Alio · January 15, 2011

Elbow wrote this for you....pretty quick I know.....

[video=youtube;IdmwHljfN4Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdmwHljfN4Q[/video]

Bad bad bad news man!! Here's to being single!

Waddy · January 15, 2011

How could she do this to you? Wave goodbye!

spikeman · January 15, 2011

I think thats ground for a beating at least.

bluejock · January 15, 2011

Her birthday's no even for another week. it's ****ing scandalous by the way.

i'm considering contracting swine flue so i can stay at home

EFCNIK · January 15, 2011

A divorce? She'd be getting off lightly. I'd give Chuck Norris a call if I were you.

spikeman · January 15, 2011

bluejock said:
Her birthday's no even for another week. it's ****ing scandalous by the way.

i'm considering contracting swine flue so i can stay at home

Or you could take my advice.

lukecrossland · January 15, 2011

Kick them out to the garden and make the party an outside one. Then lock the lounge door and get watching. Divorce isnt strong enough, think a judge would let you off with Murder

Astro78 · January 15, 2011

I would upper deck the toilet in her bathroom(Cause I imagine like other married couples she banished you to a different bathroom beards ago). Just saying.