What kind of forward we need?

[AsiaAsia82]

Aguerooooooo!!

 

[Jeff Jones]

Bernie Wright with a pinch of Gary Linekar

Gary Lineker with absolutely not a trace of Bernie Wright. He got the ball close to goal and just scored. That's all you need from a centre forward.

 

[Tel001]

A sort of cross between Batistuta, Van Basten and Dixie Dean I think.

You mean someone with long hair , knackered knees and someone that has a statue built of them?

 

[Bluebonic]

Yes thanks I was attributing a striker from our own collection ..or should I have just said Salah or Mane

Either of those would do to be fair?

 

[Bluebonic]

A pre- moobs James Beattie or the player James Vaughan ought to have become minus the delicate frame

 

[buskwhi2]

A pre- moobs James Beattie or the player James Vaughan ought to have become minus the delicate frame

I thought Vaughan was going to be the new shearer. The lad seemed to have everything but injuries completely ruined him.

 

[Jebus_lives]

You mean someone with long hair , knackered knees and someone that has a statue built of them?

Correct.

 

[Lord Buckethead]

Troy Deeney, but with less jarg tattoos.

 

[ArtetaMoney]

A goal scorer.

Y’know. Like Lukaku was. The Lukaku that people complained who ‘only scores goals’.

Yeah but without his goals, we would’ve still finished 7th.

 

[ForeverBlue92]

ROMELU ROMELU ROMELU ROMELU LUKAKU

 

[Nymzee]

Josh King

 

[Yarrgh]

A Bebeto or Romario might work. A Thierry Henry would certainly do the business. An original Ronaldo and we'd be in contention straight away. Ideally we'd get one of each so we could change ourselves around up front.

I don't think that's too much to ask for do you? C'mon Brands, 4 world class strikers please. Pronto.

 

[Saint Domingo]

ROMELU ROMELU ROMELU ROMELU LUKAKU

He can’t even be arsed at united, imagine him having to come back here, he’d barely move.

 

[Saint Domingo]

A Bebeto or Romario might work. A Thierry Henry would certainly do the business. An original Ronaldo and we'd be in contention straight away. Ideally we'd get one of each so we could change ourselves around up front.

I don't think that's too much to ask for do you? C'mon Brands, 4 world class strikers please. Pronto.

Such a shame that when we had Lukaku in good form the rest of the team was utterly turgid. Imagine Lukaku at the top of some of Moyes’ best teams, we’d have been top 4 a couple of times.

 

[Prevenger17]

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