2018/19 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Their centre - half had him well and truly in his arse pocket for the whole game, I can't even remember him winning one header.

 

[ijjysmith]

Can those people who moaned at me for saying he can’t slot please raise their hands and then leave the forum please.

 

[davek]

Tosun and this feller = the most gummy attack in the PL.

 

[ijjysmith]

Tosun and this feller = the most gummy attack in the PL.

It’s actually amazing we are as high as we are without a centre forward of any note at all.

 

[evertonarntwe]

AY BUT IF YOU ADD HIS MINUTS AGAYST HIS GOALS HES BASIKLEE LIKE HARRY KANE

 

[Ring master]

Their centre - half had him well and truly in his arse pocket for the whole game, I can't even remember him winning one header.

He should have scored the one right on HT though,not getting a proper header on it,from the cross off Coleman think it was

 

[deipnosophist]

Comparisons have been made between Eton Dom and a young Harry Kane. Personally, I think Kane is a better striker because he can actually score. Eton Dom’s general play is very good but he seems to suffer performance anxiety anywhere near the goal. I was reading how some men cannot micturate at a urinal because they get nervous. I am wondering if Eton Dom is one of those blokes...

 

[blue61]

Comparisons have been made between Eton Dom and a young Harry Kane. Personally, I think Kane is a better striker because he can actually score. Eton Dom’s general play is very good but he seems to suffer performance anxiety anywhere near the goal. I was reading how some men cannot micturate at a urinal because they get nervous. I am wondering if Eton Dom is one of those blokes...

So, in short, he's got strikers droop?

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

He should have scored the one right on HT though,not getting a proper header on it,from the cross off Coleman think it was

I was already queuing up for the beers before half - time mate.

 

[Ring master]

I was already queuing up for the beers before half - time mate.

Surprised you got that close to HT, the way we played .

 

[deipnosophist]

So, in short, he's got strikers droop?

I have heard that some of our lion-hearts use the sit down lavatories ahead of the urinals. I think it’s a bit odd to sit down for a wee wee..perhaps they don’t want people to see their frilly girlie panties. Mind you, with the bleeding great glory holes that Capt Jags and Bainesy reportedly cut into the FF cubicles, I imagine there’s not a huge amount of privacy anyway.

 

[Richard Anderson]

Higher ceiling than Kane hahaha

 

[davek]

It’s actually amazing we are as high as we are without a centre forward of any note at all.

It;s pitiful watching the likes of Tosun and DCL. Even Richarlison is toe-curling at leading the attack.

This manager has been starved of decent striking options. I expect him to be granted a couple this summer.

 

[Baileyjon]

It;s pitiful watching the likes of Tosun and DCL. Even Richarlison is toe-curling at leading the attack.

This manager has been starved of decent striking options. I expect him to be granted a couple this summer.

I am a fan of Silva but how can you possibly state that the manager has been starved of striking options when he spent our Club record fee bringing in Richarlison.

 

[marcus]

It;s pitiful watching the likes of Tosun and DCL. Even Richarlison is toe-curling at leading the attack.

This manager has been starved of decent striking options. I expect him to be granted a couple this summer.

I agree we have one of the weakest strike force in the premiership...

Although DCL is coming on strongly & will become a good 20 goals a season striker in a couple of years time...

We do need better strikers for next season if we are to challenge the top six...