The Johnny 'Colossus' Heitinga Appreciation Thread

[Robert Jarvis]

Could be something to that, thought he was not much cop in the WC.

 

[HirsuteBlue]

Not top earner here anymore, wage structure broken for him. Now for someone else. All about the Ego. Hence strop time.

 

[neonleon]

Ah so you judge our players on hearsay then? Really? And based on that spin their words to fit that hearsay?

I'll make up my own mind based on facts and the truth.

Until i know them i will back an Everton player. I wont jump all over him based on harmless interviews and hearsay.

But anyway, i don't think we're gonna get any further on this subject without going in circles, you've got your view, i've got mine.

Our favourite Evertonian, blue through and through has been speaking to anyone who'll listen again , desperately trying to coax tangible interest from a so far unwilling Bayern to make a bid for him.

From our heroes mouth itself:

A number of recent reports suggested that Everton defender John Heitinga has attracted the interest of reigning German champions Bayern Munich and the Dutch international has now admitted that he'd be interested in joining the Bavarians.

"It's hard for me to say how serious the reported interest is at the moment. I know that Bayern haven't approached Everton yet and they haven't contacted me either," Heitinga said to Voetbal International.

"I have to admit that I feel flattered that I'm being linked with a big club such as Bayern Munich though. I'd definitely be interested in joining them. They play Champions League football and I'm still eligible to play in the competition, since we don't play European football with Everton.

"Every footballer wants to reach the top and I'm already 27-years-old. So this could be the right moment. You never know what will happen, especially in the world of football."

Thanks Johnny, derby coming up, Im glad you've got your eyes on the top priority. Yourself and how much more money and how much better Bayern are.

Utter classless arse.

 

[Chang Elephant]

Our favourite Evertonian, blue through and through has been speaking to anyone who'll listen again , desperately trying to coax tangible interest from a so far unwilling Bayern to make a bid for him.

From our heroes mouth itself:

A number of recent reports suggested that Everton defender John Heitinga has attracted the interest of reigning German champions Bayern Munich and the Dutch international has now admitted that he'd be interested in joining the Bavarians.

"It's hard for me to say how serious the reported interest is at the moment. I know that Bayern haven't approached Everton yet and they haven't contacted me either," Heitinga said to Voetbal International.

"I have to admit that I feel flattered that I'm being linked with a big club such as Bayern Munich though. I'd definitely be interested in joining them. They play Champions League football and I'm still eligible to play in the competition, since we don't play European football with Everton.

"Every footballer wants to reach the top and I'm already 27-years-old. So this could be the right moment. You never know what will happen, especially in the world of football."

Thanks Johnny, derby coming up, Im glad you've got your eyes on the top priority. Yourself and how much more money and how much better Bayern are.

Utter classless arse.

He's not being played and Distin is being picked ahead of him. It's a ******* insult and Moyes has got to learn how to deal and cope with this sort of player rather than the nodding dog yes men of Hibbert, Osman and Neville.

 

[Robert Jarvis]

What can you expect in the face of that undying loyalty.

 

[neonleon]

He's not being played and Distin is being picked ahead of him. It's a ******* insult and Moyes has got to learn how to deal and cope with this sort of player rather than the nodding dog yes men of Hibbert, Osman and Neville.

That's the modern football fan, defending the primadonna player not the clubs and fans he's meant to be loyal too.

Moyes has dropped him for a reason, I trust. You don't learn how to deal with people by simply acquiescing to their demands.

 

[Chang Elephant]

That's the modern football fan, defending the primadonna player not the clubs and fans he's meant to be loyal too.

Moyes has dropped him for a reason, I trust. You don't learn how to deal with people by simply acquiescing to their demands.

I'd actually like to see us win something, and sometimes you have to deal with ****s to do so. Use them rather than them using us?

 

[neonleon]

I'd actually like to see us win something, and sometimes you have to deal with ****s to do so. Use them rather than them using us?

How many players in the starting 11 of United or Chelsea are whinging for a move? None. They don't get in the starting 11 if they are acting like spoilt c*nts. Which is what is happening here.

If he really has a problem playing for such a lowly crap club like Everton then he should pull his socks up, train hard, force his way into the starting 11 and win some games for us - maybe then he'll even get a dream move away from us.

In the meantime whilst it takes 2600 (thereabouts) loyal everton fans just to pay his WEEKLY wages, I expect him, if he can't show loyalty to at least shut the [Poor language removed] up, instead of pushing his arse again any microphone he can find like an alleycat in heat.

(cathartic rant over)

 

[Neiler]

Im not on the Jonny bandwagon of aceness to be fair, but he could be a very good player - should get his chance on Sun.

 

[kenada_blue]

How many players in the starting 11 of United or Chelsea are whinging for a move? None. They don't get in the starting 11 if they are acting like spoilt c*nts. Which is what is happening here.

If he really has a problem playing for such a lowly crap club like Everton then he should pull his socks up, train hard, force his way into the starting 11 and win some games for us - maybe then he'll even get a dream move away from us.

In the meantime whilst it takes 2600 (thereabouts) loyal everton fans just to pay his WEEKLY wages, I expect him, if he can't show loyalty to at least shut the [Poor language removed] up, instead of pushing his arse again any microphone he can find like an alleycat in heat.

(cathartic rant over)

Maybe because United and Chelsea are playing at the elite level of football?

Sadly, we arent and Heiting, IMO, is a player of that calibre that can play at that level.

I dont see anything wrong in what he's saying, show's he's ambition to play at the top end...something all our players you'd think want to play at.

And besides, he's probably seeing Bilya's career going down the toilet on the bench for club and country and wants out.

Its not just Johnny who'll be wanting the exit door by the end of the season to be fair.

 

[Matt Damon]

That photo can never be beaten ever.

 

[neonleon]

Johnny Heitinga Loyalty Advisory System

Just to keep track of where we are with our hero.

JOHNNY IS ON BLUE. HE IS DEFFO STAYING.

 

[kenada_blue]

If I were playing second fiddle to Distin...I'd want a move too.

Nice pic though

 

[neonleon]

Thanks, it should be a downloadable widget, an iphone app, and a firefox plugin by the end of the week.
Only [Poor language removed] him.

 

[Matt Damon]

Is this a Holland thing or what?