Jokes Thread

TyphooToffee · October 9, 2018

I've started making moccasins. I'm using the last of the Mohicans

deipnosophist · October 9, 2018

TyphooToffee said:
I've started making moccasins. I'm using the last of the Mohicans

An anagram of Mohicans is Mash Icon...and the iconic character in the TV series, Mash, was Hawk-eye (who got his nick-name from the character in The Last of the Mohicans)...very interesting.

TyphooToffee · October 9, 2018

deipnosophist said:
An anagram of Mohicans is Mash Icon...and the iconic character in the TV series, Mash, was Hawk-eye (who got his nick-name from the character in The Last of the Mohicans)...very interesting.

Very interesting. Makes you wonder if it's a coincidence or not.

deipnosophist · October 9, 2018

TyphooToffee said:
Very interesting. Makes you wonder if it's a coincidence or not.

My tin-foil wrapped mind suspects the latter...

chrismpw · October 10, 2018

Philosophy leaves me in the dark. It's like havibg a total eclipse of Descartes

Raindog · October 10, 2018

TyphooToffee said:
I've started making moccasins. I'm using the last of the Mohicans

Right. I've tried. I've read it about 100 times. I've tried funny accents, separating words, different syllable stress, reading it backwards, out loud, slurring, shouting and whispering it. I've even tried looking things up on the internet. I must be slow because I still don't get it.

Any help?

Billysgingham. · October 10, 2018

Raindog said:
Right. I've tried. I've read it about 100 times. I've tried funny accents, separating words, different syllable stress, reading it backwards, out loud, slurring, shouting and whispering it. I've even tried looking things up on the internet. I must be slow because I still don't get it.

Any help?

Is it a joke?

Raindog · October 10, 2018

Billysgingham. said:
Is it a joke?

Mine or Typhoo's?

Billysgingham. · October 10, 2018

Raindog said:
Mine or Typhoo's?

Typhoos

Raindog · October 10, 2018

....wait. Just got it. Last...

Bleeding nora, I suffered

kev · October 10, 2018

Raindog said:
Right. I've tried. I've read it about 100 times. I've tried funny accents, separating words, different syllable stress, reading it backwards, out loud, slurring, shouting and whispering it. I've even tried looking things up on the internet. I must be slow because I still don't get it.

Any help?

Raindog said:
....wait. Just got it. Last...

Bleeding nora, I suffered

Philw · October 10, 2018

Raindog said:
....wait. Just got it. Last...

Bleeding nora, I suffered

Don't worry, you really aren't...

MrD · October 10, 2018

Hate to resurrect something so old but it never fails to make me laugh...

Just got back from our holiday.

Where did you go?

Took the wife to the Caribbean.

Jamaica?

No, she wanted to go.