Match Thread Burnley v Everton, Saturday 3rd March 2018

[MikeH72]

Seamus back yet?

Apparently so.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

16:0* to us

*in terms of passes Rooney loses to gift Burnley chances on goal

 

[Berenger]

Would you prefer to start with Kenny and martina over coleman and baines

For this game I would, yes. They are clearly being rushed back! Wouldn’t be surprised to see one of them go off early.

 

[deipnosophist]

Midnight here in NZ. Kick off in a hour and a half.
But I can't be arsed watching Everton anymore.

So I'm hitting the hay.

Goodnight lads.

 

[SantaClausisanEvertonian]

I'm still hoping for a blizzard in Burnley that will prevent Everton ruining yet another weekend.

 

[Eggs]

..blag team time.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

For this game I would, yes. They are clearly being rushed back! Wouldn’t be surprised to see one of them go off early.

Rushed back?! Coleman has been in full training for two months! Baines perhaps slightly, but let's see first, may not even be playing today.

 

[Woolverhampton_Blue]

Apparently so.

Bonus.

 

[Nymzee]

Rushed back?! Coleman has been in full training for two months! Baines perhaps slightly, but let's see first, may not even be playing today.

Training and matches aren't even remotely similar.

45 mins in U23's then straight onto 90+ mins for Coleman was absolutely dumb as in my opinion. Wasn't even surprised he pulled up next match.

 

[varnish]

Away? That'll be a bumming then.

 

[Jayhow15]

Midnight here in NZ. Kick off in a hour and a half.
But I can't be arsed watching Everton anymore.

So I'm hitting the hay.

Goodnight lads.

And nobody can blame you.

 

[edge]

0-0 boring game, Burnley have a few headers on goal, we have two shots game over, fat Sam blames the players, the weather, the kitman , former managers, the butties at half time anyone he can think of mentions the stats, blab blab, picks his nose while talking, the end, normal match day for the blues.

 

[Eggs]

..you have to think the side that scores two goals will win.

 

[Remember-the-name]

Klassen in the squad...

 

[SantaClausisanEvertonian]

0-0 boring game, Burnley have a few headers on goal, we have two shots game over, fat Sam blames the players, the weather, the kitman , former managers, the butties at half time anyone he can think of mentions the stats, blab blab, picks his nose while talking, the end, normally match day for the blues.

What a great post! Factually accurate in every way I hasten to add.
If he was the manager of any other club, we would be taking the mickey in a massive way!
COYB.