Have I been on the 'Source' ??!

[irishblue7]

Mate, we neither have or want power it's all for the Real Blues end of !!Isn't it la..

i no yeah, altho i am on my summer hols and must check GOT bout 100 times a day hoping source has leaked some info lol, i need to get away for a few days everton control my life ha ha

 

[little curly alan ball]

Well obviously I can't reveal my identity. Let's just say I know lots of secrets ... dark sexual secrets.

Anyway, true to my word I didn't reveal the big secret they were talking about. This proves that I am 100% trustworthy. LOGIC!

O-o-o-h , K-a-a-a-y-y-y,....

Tip toes away , ...

 

[little curly alan ball]

And you are...??

Also , as I've REALLY gotta figure something out about this stuff , 'Bab , as ever , is on-message . A few better than decent suggestions .

As in all things , " Keep the love at home " , Son .

 

[Muggins]

Yes I know its a play on words but I thought I'd get this down here as I'm starting to worry that I'm going a bit nutty !! The reason is this pre-season is the first for as long as I can remember that I am genuinely excited about. I even watched all 3 Australian matches live (including half day holiday for the Melbourne one !!) . Anyone , who knows me knows I don't do Everton pre season as its normally a half hearted effort from the players that leaves me more depressed than uplifted. This pre season seems different for some reason. Maybe its the 'new players' or maybe its the fact that we lost only TWO Premier League matches since November 29 2009 !! Whichever one is the reason I'm really optimistic.

I was discussing our best line up with 'Source' ;tm the other day and in my line up we had some real quality on the bench. I went for ; Howard , Coleman, Baines, Jags, Heitinga, Arteta, Fellaini, Pienaar, Cahill, Bilyaletdinov and Yakubu. Now players who didn't get in ... Neville, Distin, Yobo, Rodwell, Osman, Hibbert, Saha, Beckford, Anichebe, Vaughan, Guaye... For me the players who didn't get would make a decent side which just hammered home to me how much we have improved over the last few years.

Source also asked me if we had £10 mill to spend where I would spend it ? When you look at our line up its a tough question but I went for Donovan or someone of that ilk. Hazard maybe but I'm more interested in keeping the players we've already got than buying more and that for me was the biggest indication that we are massively improved and have a good chance of the 'Top 4' IF we can keep our players and keep them fit !!

So my question is .... Do you share my optimism or am I deluded ???

I 100% share your optimism mate. Can't wait for the season to start.

 

[spikeman]

Well obviously I can't reveal my identity. Let's just say I know lots of secrets ... dark sexual secrets.

Anyway, true to my word I didn't reveal the big secret they were talking about. This proves that I am 100% trustworthy. LOGIC!

Hmmm. It's not gonna work mate. Better try something better than that. Even a 15 year old could spot that out.

 

[DualityNSNO]

i no yeah, altho i am on my summer hols and must check GOT bout 100 times a day hoping source has leaked some info lol, i need to get away for a few days everton control my life ha ha

As with all of us here, surely.

 

[johnnydawg68]

Well obviously I can't reveal my identity. Let's just say I know lots of secrets ... dark sexual secrets.

Anyway, true to my word I didn't reveal the big secret they were talking about. This proves that I am 100% trustworthy. LOGIC!

For what it's worth, I also promise not to reveal the big secret...mostly because I have no idea about anything. However, you have my word I won't tell!

 

[njligernj]

Hmmm. It's not gonna work mate. Better try something better than that. Even a 15 year old could spot that out.

Could a 15 year old figure out I was just on the wind up and obviously talking bollocks for a laugh?

 

[njligernj]

Could a 15 year old figure out I was just on the wind up and obviously talking bollocks for a laugh?

... talking bollocks about that ... although I do have some other big secrets from inside Goodison that I will be revealing soon. I'll give you a clue like ... the whispering badger cries every Tuesday, but on Wednesday he likes to play backgammon.

The badger is Messi.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Not surprised really as i've heard they eat a lot of peanut butter.

 

[spikeman]

Could a 15 year old figure out I was just on the wind up and obviously talking bollocks for a laugh?

Could you tell that I was just winding you up? That works both ways.

 

[little curly alan ball]

... talking bollocks about that ... although I do have some other big secrets from inside Goodison that I will be revealing soon. I'll give you a clue like ... the whispering badger cries every Tuesday, but on Wednesday he likes to play backgammon.

The badger is Messi.

Lad , the lad is cautious because HE HAS GOOD CAUSE TO BE .

The fact that he let the " hunour " , slide , is more than understandable , givenb the amount of Skanking we have to deal with .

He's got me back .

I've got his , too .

If you stick around ,.. who knows ??? However , while we welcome newbies , as I ay we have cause to suspect them too . Particularly those whom join/re-surface just around transfer window time .

Hope this clarifies .

 

[njligernj]

Lad , the lad is cautious because HE HAS GOOD CAUSE TO BE .

The fact that he let the " hunour " , slide , is more than understandable , givenb the amount of Skanking we have to deal with .

He's got me back .

I've got his , too .

If you stick around ,.. who knows ??? However , while we welcome newbies , as I ay we have cause to suspect them too . Particularly those whom join/re-surface just around transfer window time .

Hope this clarifies .

Honestly, 99% of your posts are like Russian to me. I haven't the faintest idea what you're on about. However, for the 1% where we get some juicy inside news I salute you and your cohorts and would gladly buy you a beer and an underage hooker as a gesture of thanks.

There is no need to be cautious or suspicious of anything -- I have no inside source.

Could you tell that I was just winding you up?

No. You could have been playing along (knowing I was joking around and asking for more "proof"). If you figured I was joking around, how does questioning my legitimacy wind me up? Doesn't add up mate. There is only one thing for it now ... a duel!

 

[njligernj]

Honestly, 99% of your posts are like Russian to me. I haven't the faintest idea what you're on about. However, for the 1% where we get some juicy inside news I salute you and your cohorts and would gladly buy you a beer and an underage hooker as a gesture of thanks.

There is no need to be cautious or suspicious of anything -- I have no inside source.

Typo there ... "no" should read "one."

 

[little curly alan ball]

Honestly, 99% of your posts are like Russian to me. I haven't the faintest idea what you're on about. However, for the 1% where we get some juicy inside news I salute you and your cohorts and would gladly buy you a beer and an underage hooker as a gesture of thanks.

There is no need to be cautious or suspicious of anything -- I have no inside source.




No. You could have been playing along (knowing I was joking around and asking for more "proof"). If you figured I was joking around, how does questioning my legitimacy wind me up? Doesn't add up mate. There is only one thing for it now ... a duel!

Typo there ... "no" should read "one."

1 ; No thanks required , but , nice one .

2 ; I do his Duelling .

3 ; We REALLY DO get Skanked . Stick around , and you shall discover same . perhaps THEN , you'll get the collective , cloak-and-dagger , [Poor language removed] . E.G. I start a thread today , saying , " Source wipes arse . " Tomorra its had 5 thousand views . By Momnday its 10,000 . We've uny got 7,000 odd members . Some of those are deceased . You do the Math' , as my Young Nephew might say .
He's right to be cautious , and we shall remain so .