Confirmed Signing Cenk Tosun

[larbert toffee]

I really, really hope this guy isn't gash.

He'll be a Turkish delight.

 

[MikeH72]

So do we all mate, but he`s going to have to be able to :

Be able to control and win aimless hoofs.
Lead the line, with no other player within 30 yds of him.
Score from corners with his head and his feet.
Score from outside the box/
Take whole defences on by himself.
Be able to run at and take on whole defences by himself.

Ruined within six games max.

I for one am looking forward to him coming on with the game poised at 1-1 on Friday and costing us the winning goal by being dispossessed cheaply. Everton.

 

[PhilEFC]

Gone but never forgotten

Had a fine set of moobs did Beatts.

 

[Runcornblue52]

Don't think there's much hype, but yeah, I hope so too. Hope he doesn't start the Derby though, come off the bench for the last 20 mins

Yes, probably overdid it saying hype .......Can i claim a typo and say "Hope " !

 

[eaglebjk]

Get him to the derby please!!!!
pls.

 

[KaiserEFC]

We announced Pickford at about 10pm so this could be similar.

Rumour is the announcement video is going to be a full length recreation of Takeshi’s castle to symbolise how this transfer has been for everyone. Expect it announced on Monday.

 

[COYBL25]

I for one am looking forward to him coming on with the game poised at 1-1 on Friday and costing us the winning goal by being dispossessed cheaply. Everton.

He`s going to love it here isn`t he

 

[COYBL25]

We announced Pickford at about 10pm so this could be similar.

Rumour is the announcement video is going to be a full length recreation of Takeshi’s castle to symbolise how this transfer has been for everyone. Expect it announced on Monday.

Craig Charles voice over ?

 

[KaiserEFC]

100% Sugar. You love it because it's sweet, you hate it because it is killing you. Just like EFC

Absolutely nothing sweet to Everton mate, the rest is accurate lol

 

[Stantona_Besiktas]

I have been following this thread since page 1... it’s been interesting and sometimes rather amusing... I have resisted joining the Turkish invasion but as the transfer seems to be a done deal, here I am ... desperately want him to do well. I will be sticking a 20 on him to get the winner on Friday!

 

[royalblue66]

Good chance we will see Dave the Pen, ain't seen him for a while.

 

[KaiserEFC]

Craig Charles voice over ?

Craig Charles off his absolute cake on beak, screaming nonsense about Walsh, Kenwright and a camel called Stacey.

 

[Hogwild]

100% Sugar. You love it because it's sweet, you hate it because it is killing you. Just like EFC

I like this guy.

 

[MikeH72]

He`s going to love it here isn`t he

He'll have perfected the Jagielka hands-on-hips looking at the floor dejected pose in no time.

 

[mkrudden]

He'll have perfected the Jagielka hands-on-hips looking at the floor dejected pose in no time.

My fave.