Ask chubby Brown I cleaned it up!
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gonetomorrow
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Quasimodo goes into a bar and orders a whisky .
Barman says: Bells OK?
Mind your own f~~~ing business.
Barman says: Bells OK?
Mind your own f~~~ing business.
gonetomorrow
Player Valuation: £70m
If you ever get attacked by a circus troupe.........................Go for the Juggler.
gonetomorrow
Player Valuation: £70m
I just watched the pilot episode of CSI Auchtermuchty.
It was awful.
There were no dental records and everyone had the same DNA.
It was awful.
There were no dental records and everyone had the same DNA.
deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
A curvaceous lady accelerating at 9.8m/s/s,...those scaffolders sure have strong arms
Alanbileysfeathercut
Player Valuation: £80m
Don't bite Fifers!
I bet you would not pick a fight with onelol
It was a chubby brown joke cleaned up ok
Happy new year
That high rise 3700ft+ building as well...
It's why jokes are jokes anyway like...
deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
What can I say?...I like my jokes to be scientifically rigorous lol
Wife buys husband a big bull mastiff male dog for a present nice dog but had a bad habit of jumping up at him when he arrived home from work -
Anyway one night he arrives home dinner in the oven gone out for a night with her mates it was so late - he was knackered he went stright to bed ignoring the new dog!
Waking up in the morning thinkink his wife was in bed with him half asleep dozing - he got a big tongue right down his tonsils the smell was disgusting - quickly opening his eyes he seen his new bull mastiff performing this act - he bit the dogs tounge swore at it kicked it down the stairs!
He ran to the bathroom, sink and was violently sick the taste the smell of the dogs toungue the dryness of his mouth !
As he came out of the bathroom his wife was dressed waliking up the stairs with a cup of tea -
My she stated you have been put like a light - I have been up for ages!
Why are you being sick - your sodding dog he explained is there something wrong with it?its got nasty habits for sure-
Why he asks well it been lay on the carpet in front of the fire licking its penis all morning!
Anyway one night he arrives home dinner in the oven gone out for a night with her mates it was so late - he was knackered he went stright to bed ignoring the new dog!
Waking up in the morning thinkink his wife was in bed with him half asleep dozing - he got a big tongue right down his tonsils the smell was disgusting - quickly opening his eyes he seen his new bull mastiff performing this act - he bit the dogs tounge swore at it kicked it down the stairs!
He ran to the bathroom, sink and was violently sick the taste the smell of the dogs toungue the dryness of his mouth !
As he came out of the bathroom his wife was dressed waliking up the stairs with a cup of tea -
My she stated you have been put like a light - I have been up for ages!
Why are you being sick - your sodding dog he explained is there something wrong with it?its got nasty habits for sure-
Why he asks well it been lay on the carpet in front of the fire licking its penis all morning!
Kurt.
Player Valuation: £100m
Jesus Joey. .. full stops ffs. .. it might make sense then.
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