Confirmed Signing Cenk Tosun

[Big_nev]

Besiktas keeper looks like the type of fella who visits Eat4Less and still comes up 20p short the bad meff.

 

[bullybeef]

Garbage.

Swerve.

 

[Ring master]

what the heck is that boss dressed as lol

 

[Librarian]

so, so Everton when he gets poleaxed 15 minutes in

 

[moylee]

Which team is which?

 

[Eggs]

....he’s playing like somebody who is about to pocket 10% of a £25m transfer, not to mention a signing fee and massive increase in wages. I think my mind might be on my bank a/c.

 

[Connor]

I can only assume Big Samuel is getting his routine backhander for this lad.

 

[MikeH72]

We're extensively scouting him, highlights so far;

Prayed a lot before the game

Poor through ball

Poor through ball

Trampoline shins and ball out for throw in

Prayers not answered

We await more news...

Are his successful passes going to get reported Bungz?

 

[Kantareller]

Hearing he’s had a hair transplant

 

[Ring master]

Which team is which?

bestikas [4th in league] are the grey team,osmanlispor the other and 14th in the league,from 18 teams for the cup game

 

[Saint Domingo]

Clearly won’t be going at full tilt if he knows a deal has been agreed.

 

[Hogwild]

Sorry to break this to you lads but he's had 2 touches and they've both been passes to the opposition.

Sell.

Is the other team possibly sporting blue kits? Perhaps the lad's mind is already on Merseyside.....

 

[Bungle]

Are his successful passes going to get reported Bungz?

I can't guarantee it mate, I'm still traumatised from watching the Turkish version of Saved by the Bell mixed with Harry Potter so mentally I'm not in the best place.

 

[Bungle]

Is the other team possibly sporting blue kits? Perhaps the lad's mind is already on Merseyside.....

White mate, the horrible whites are oppressing him.

 

[DanB90]

The boo boys and the excuse makers are already out in equal numbers I see.