Steve Walsh - no longer our Director of Football

Steve Walsh as DOF

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    Votes: 727 84.4%
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    Votes: 82 9.5%

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I wrote a haiku that I think sums up what we all feel about this disastrous window (that I fear might see us at the bottom of the league after 6 games)


These are such bleak times.
No light on the horizon.
Desolation reigns.



Who is to blame for this sad state of affairs? I blame Moshiri, Kenwright, Elstone, Koeman, Walsh, Moyes, Martinez, Lukaku, Barkley( and all his gangster cohorts), Steven Gerrard, Baz and Ped, the fella who does the club's videoing, Sharpy, that bloke who always sits by weeping Bill, Aldo, Chelsea, ISIS, Swansea...

It's all gone pear shaped. This season is a write off.







PS: apart from Cuco's signing. Yes, I appreciate he's a polarising player, but I personally think the people writing him off are being unduly negative.
 
If Onyekuru turns out to be the next Henry, Bowler turns out to be the next Giggs... this will look kind of foolish.


Definitely. It's clear he's been doing some great work on the youth side. Hopefully we might see some of them coming through as early as this season.

It would be icing on the cake if he'd come up with a few 1st team ready finds.
 

I wrote a haiku that I think sums up what we all feel about this disastrous window (that I fear might see us at the bottom of the league after 6 games)


These are such bleak times.
No light on the horizon.
Desolation reigns.



Who is to blame for this sad state of affairs? I blame Moshiri, Kenwright, Elstone, Koeman, Walsh, Moyes, Martinez, Lukaku, Barkley( and all his gangster cohorts), Steven Gerrard, Baz and Ped, the fella who does the club's videoing, Sharpy, that bloke who always sits by weeping Bill, Aldo, Chelsea, ISIS, Swansea...

It's all gone pear shaped. This season is a write off.







PS: apart from Cuco's signing. Yes, I appreciate he's a polarising player, but I personally think the people writing him off are being unduly negative.

An old silent pond...
A Bell jumps into the pond,
splash! Silence again.
 
As this season is a total write-off before it even starts, I want the full works to show the level of crisis at the club:
  1. There has to be a plane flying over the stadium at the weekend with a banner saying 'someone out!' or a 'where's the money?' sort of slogan.
  2. Koeman administering post-match rollockings on the pitch for all and sundry to see.
  3. Irate fans throwing their ripped-up season ticket at an early-season whipping boy.
  4. A fan arrested for kicking Mr. Testicles in the groinal region.
  5. Old tyres and rubbish dumped and set alight on Bramley Moore Dock to symbolise a lack of faith in Moshiri's masterplan.
 


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