I wrote a haiku that I think sums up what we all feel about this disastrous window (that I fear might see us at the bottom of the league after 6 games)
These are such bleak times.
No light on the horizon.
Desolation reigns.
Who is to blame for this sad state of affairs? I blame Moshiri, Kenwright, Elstone, Koeman, Walsh, Moyes, Martinez, Lukaku, Barkley( and all his gangster cohorts), Steven Gerrard, Baz and Ped, the fella who does the club's videoing, Sharpy, that bloke who always sits by weeping Bill, Aldo, Chelsea, ISIS, Swansea...
It's all gone pear shaped. This season is a write off.
PS: apart from Cuco's signing. Yes, I appreciate he's a polarising player, but I personally think the people writing him off are being unduly negative.