Bluebonic
Player Valuation: £35m
Everton smash Spurs so comprehensively that Kane and Alli submit early transfer requests as they both want to sign for us. liverpool beat Arsenal 37:0 and while the mutants are crowing about how the title is theirs, a link between Trump and the RS owners devalues them to a net worth of $1 causing LFC to go into liquidation. Oh and Scarlet Johanson decides she wants to rough it with a fat, bald 58 year old and knocks on my door dressed in her Black Widow outfit carrying a large bottle of Smirnoff and a big box of Thorntons chocolates