Ronald Koeman discussion

Goat · November 19, 2016

"It is omelettes and eggs. No eggs - no omelettes! It depends on the quality of the eggs. In the supermarket you have class one, two or class three eggs and some are more expensive than others and some give you better omelettes. So when the class one eggs are in Waitrose and you cannot go there, you have a problem" -

GwladysBlue · November 19, 2016

MoutsGoat said:
We signed 5 players mate.

We spent -1m mate.

Elong · November 19, 2016

MoutsGoat said:
"It is omelettes and eggs. No eggs - no omelettes! It depends on the quality of the eggs. In the supermarket you have class one, two or class three eggs and some are more expensive than others and some give you better omelettes. So when the class one eggs are in Waitrose and you cannot go there, you have a problem" -

"you have a problem" lol lol lol that last line always gets me.

davek · November 19, 2016

MoutsGoat said:
"It is omelettes and eggs. No eggs - no omelettes! It depends on the quality of the eggs. In the supermarket you have class one, two or class three eggs and some are more expensive than others and some give you better omelettes. So when the class one eggs are in Waitrose and you cannot go there, you have a problem" -

That's cracked. :hayee:

Ernie · November 19, 2016

MoutsGoat said:
"It is omelettes and eggs. No eggs - no omelettes! It depends on the quality of the eggs. In the supermarket you have class one, two or class three eggs and some are more expensive than others and some give you better omelettes. So when the class one eggs are in Waitrose and you cannot go there, you have a problem" -

Koemans using a hairdryer to cook the omelette the clueless ferret

davek · November 19, 2016

Ernie said:
Koemans using a hairdryer to cook the omelette the clueless ferret

Ha Ha Ha.

Goat · November 19, 2016

GwladysBlue said:
We spent -1m mate.

You never mentioned money and to be honest, neither is Koeman, hes saying we will sign players, hes not saying we are gonna spend 150m.

Elong said:
"you have a problem" lol lol lol that last line always gets me.

Jose is love.

BlueStorm · November 19, 2016

The Esk said:
Koeman talks in public about this being a three year project, and when discussing with Moshiri prior to joining promised him 3 years at a minimum.

If Koeman is here for 3 years I wonder where Everton will end up . # no confidence

davek · November 19, 2016

Southampton down there next week: they will be right up for this given Koeman stabbed them in the back and a lot of the players hate him.

GrandOldTeam · November 19, 2016

After that shambles of a summer, we're top of "our league" - realistically I can't see us finishing higher than 7th this season. Liverpool, Man City, Chelsea, Arsenal, Spurs and Man Utd are all just better.

I do think though we've had a very kind opening run of fixtures, we've been below par in most games and I'm looking at the fixture list wondering where the run of results is going to come from.

As long as we win more than we lose, and we're in contention for Europe heading into the final stretch then Koeman's doing alright.

I'm not convinced he's the man to make Everton come anywhere near the champions league, he'll just make us stable, steady. Sort of like Moyes...

suey_11 · November 19, 2016

MoutsGoat said:
"It is omelettes and eggs. No eggs - no omelettes! It depends on the quality of the eggs. In the supermarket you have class one, two or class three eggs and some are more expensive than others and some give you better omelettes. So when the class one eggs are in Waitrose and you cannot go there, you have a problem" -

Thought it was chips and mayo rather than eggs and omelettes.

davek · November 19, 2016

GrandOldTeam said:
After that shambles of a summer, we're top of "our league" - realistically I can't see us finishing higher than 7th this season. Liverpool, Man City, Chelsea, Arsenal, Spurs and Man Utd are all just better.

I do think though we've had a very kind opening run of fixtures, we've been below par in most games and I'm looking at the fixture list wondering where the run of results is going to come from.

As long as we win more than we lose, and we're in contention for Europe heading into the final stretch then Koeman's doing alright.

I'm not convinced he's the man to make Everton come anywhere near the champions league, he'll just make us stable, steady. Sort of like Moyes...

Spot on.

Goat · November 19, 2016

GrandOldTeam said:
After that shambles of a summer, we're top of "our league" - realistically I can't see us finishing higher than 7th this season. Liverpool, Man City, Chelsea, Arsenal, Spurs and Man Utd are all just better.

I do think though we've had a very kind opening run of fixtures, we've been below par in most games and I'm looking at the fixture list wondering where the run of results is going to come from.

As long as we win more than we lose, and we're in contention for Europe heading into the final stretch then Koeman's doing alright.

I'm not convinced he's the man to make Everton come anywhere near the champions league, he'll just make us stable, steady. Sort of like Moyes...

Im fairly sure thats his remit.

Get us back on track.