The Sam Allardyce fanboy thread

MikeH72 · September 27, 2016

Hope he gets the Scotland job and beats England 7-0 and then has a massive curry dump on the Wembley pitch.

maccavennie · September 27, 2016

Boss_Blue said:

I hope he's not swearing at me there BB. I will not have that horrible mess criticise my fine poetry

Milk · September 27, 2016

maccavennie said:
I felt compelled to write a poem about this

Oh Sam
You silly fat tit
Oh Sam
You silly, silly fat tit

I think it sums up my feelings perfectly.

Bet he walks in to another PL job before the end of the season. Wouldn't surprise me if he fetches up at WHAM again

ilikecheese · September 27, 2016

Milk said:
Bet he walks in to another PL job before the end of the season. Wouldn't surprise me if he fetches up at WHAM again

Save Sunderland from the drop when they sack Moyes?

ncblue · September 27, 2016

ilikecheese said:
Save Sunderland from the drop when they sack Moyes?

That was my first thought too.

The binman chronicles · September 27, 2016

BBC sticking the boot in already calling him 'llardyce', now we all know he is a lardass but no need to kick him when he's down...

ToffeeTim · September 27, 2016

Haven't been able to follow this today and can't find anything succinct.

Can someone please briefly explain what Sam done to get the boot?

Neiler · September 27, 2016

Hillarballs!

JonS · September 27, 2016

Maybe the reason why we are so crap in the transfer window is because we don't give bungs etc in the same way as some teams/managers

Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian · September 27, 2016

if this is true that I just read on twitter then it's fantastic.

roydo · September 27, 2016

ToffeeTim said:
Haven't been able to follow this today and can't find anything succinct.

Can someone please briefly explain what Sam done to get the boot?

Got promoted to Milk Monitor, got greedy, and tried to fill his boots in his first few weeks trying to cash in on his status as Milk Monitor.

JonS · September 27, 2016

I can't se that he has been guilty of anything major, but it's still so unsavoury. Why grapple around in the murky depths trying (potentially) to make another few hundred thou, when you are ring more than £3m a year in the most prestigious job in the country. It would be the same as Blair or Cameron doing it while they era still PM instead of waiting till they retire before they prostitute themselves