tim cahill
Player Valuation: £50m
Gutted for him. His attitude is perfect, just a shame he can't stay injury free.
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Barely ever got injured, signed for us, always injured. Hmm.
Mosh Pit
Player Valuation: £8m
It's dat Martinez lad, proppa ruinin' r club lad
LOL. Sniff that Lower Gwladys your hero is out, again, the utter shitcake.
He will have the Lucia Leiva affect amongst all the bad Pokemon Go wools amongst us who think he's ace but he's done next to nothing in two years of English togger.
He will have the Lucia Leiva affect amongst all the bad Pokemon Go wools amongst us who think he's ace but he's done next to nothing in two years of English togger.
YEAH BUT HE HAS A KNUCKLEDUSTER TATTOO AND 8S DER KOPITES.
Shut up Giggafod. The real Lower Gwladys lads worship Baines.
ncblue
Player Valuation: £6m
Terrible news. I was hoping given that he'd managed to hobble off the pitch unaided that it wasn't too serious.
The only positive is that Koeman seems to rate him and he's had a good pre-season - so that might give him something to work towards as he goes through his recovery.
The only positive is that Koeman seems to rate him and he's had a good pre-season - so that might give him something to work towards as he goes through his recovery.
VaguelyBrown
Player Valuation: £5m
Harsh on the lad. That's how it goes with some, even with modern medical science. Shame really
Sucks. Thought he had a chance of playing some important minutes this season.
I don't think efc fans worship anyone anymore a bad game or two n its moans n groans..
Before you ask, yeah i am having a go at our fans hahaha.
YOU HAVING A GO AT THE FANS LAD?
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Hong Kong Bluey
Player Valuation: £750k
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