Koeman song - Need new songs - Work in progress

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Afroman - Because I Got High

Moshiri was gonna hire Moyes until he got high
He was gonna listen to Bills advice but then he got high
Now we've got Ronnie Koeman and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- Moshiri got high [repeat 3X]
 

DMR's Come on Eileen

Koeman, Ronnie too loo rye aye
Koeman, Ronnie too loo rye aye
Now we have mon
Let's have some fun
Oh Ronnie

Koeman, Ronnie too loo rye aye
Koeman, Ronnie too loo rye aye
Now you have come
Klopp's on the run
Oh Ronnie
 

Lumberjack Song

He's signed no one
He's got no song
He manages our club
Get your arse in gear
We need players here
Meh. i'm going to the pub

He's our manager and he's okay
Sign someone or go away
He's our manager and he's okay
I'll give him till the end of today

(Or longer if needed)
 
Lets dance (ev), lets shout (erton)
ronald koeman down to the ground (jackson 5)


Ronald koeman, ronald koeman, RONALLLD KOEEMAAAAANNN (JAckson 5- can you feel it)

Because it's ron, it's ron, it's ronald koeman (michael jackson- bad)

Ronald koeman is out gaffer, he is the one who signed up axel witsel, but stones isn't one of us. (billie jean)
 

I posted this in a thread last month and was gutted about the lack of likes. Dotty liked it only. Thanks mate. The farm refers to finch farm if you have no sense of life. Well here it goes. It's a classic to the tune of old McDonald had a farm.

Old man Koeman had a farm E I E I O,
And on that farm he had a mata,
E I E I O,
With a through pass here and a through pass there, here a pass there a pass everywhere a pass pass,
Old man koeman had a farm E I E I O.

And on that farm he had a witsel,
E I E I O,
With a snide tackle here and a snide tackle there, here a snide there a snide everywhere a snide snide,
Old man koeman had a farm E I E I O.


I'm off to hide in the announcements and support section.
 
I posted this in a thread last month and was gutted about the lack of likes. Dotty liked it only. Thanks mate. The farm refers to finch farm if you have no sense of life. Well here it goes. It's a classic to the tune of old McDonald had a farm.

Old man Koeman had a farm E I E I O,
And on that farm he had a mata,
E I E I O,
With a through pass here and a through pass there, here a pass there a pass everywhere a pass pass,
Old man koeman had a farm E I E I O.

And on that farm he had a witsel,
E I E I O,
With a snide tackle here and a snide tackle there, here a snide there a snide everywhere a snide snide,
Old man koeman had a farm E I E I O.


I'm off to hide in the announcements and support section.
Ronald Koeman at Finch Farm
Ay Ay Ay Ay (like Harry Enfield's scousers)
 

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