Koeman song - Need new songs - Work in progress

[Donald Twain]

making up footy songs on the internet is worse than playing pokemon

If I caught my lad doing it I'd batter him with a shovel!

 

[Walken]

If I caught my lad doing it I'd batter him with a shovel!

it's the only language they understand

 

[Donald Twain]

it's the only language they understand

Many a time you can see me in the garden chasing Latchford to beat him with it , he's too fast these days!

 

[Walken]

Many a time you can see me in the garden chasing Latchford to beat him with it , he's too fast these days!

not an attribute of his namesake

 

[Donald Twain]

not an attribute of his namesake

No but his beard is.

 

[Andy McGurk]

"Koeman, We're no longer shipping goals with Ronald Koeman! (Babylon zoo - Spaceman)"

Surely any song with the word "woman" in the chorus in the title as well. Like Lenny Kravitz - American Woman,

 

[ToffeeTim]

Ron Koeman no cry

 

[evertony]

making up footy songs on the internet is worse than playing pokemon

Or Pokoeman

 

[bitter-no-better]

koeman koeman
koeman koeman
koeman koeman koeman

I SAID

koeman koeman
koeman koeman
koeman koeman koeman

Dya wanna be in my team my team my team
Dya wanna be in my team

I'm the leader I'm the leader I'm the leader of the team, I am!

 

[russiandog]

Ain't it just like The Esk to play tricks when you're tryin' to be so quiet ?
We sit here stranded, though we're all doing our best to deny it
And Koeman holds a handful of rain, tempting you to defy it
Lights flicker from the opposite stadium
In this Bullens Road the heat pipes just cough
The country music station plays soft
But there's nothing really nothing to turn off
Just Moshiri and Usmanov so entwined
And these visions of Juan Mata that conquer my mind.

 

[EFCPaul]

(In the style of Paranoid by Black Sabbath)

Finished with Martinez.... cause he couldn't get us in Champions League
Now we've hired Koeman.... we're not gonna concede every week

All day long we day dream.... about the boss players we're gonna buy
Ronald's taking us back to the big time.... he really sounds like my kind of guy

You can't stop us.... we're gonna win the league! Oh yeah!

 

[Dymak]

To the tune of 'Shooting Star' by BANG.

Koeman lar, he is a big fat pie,
Wherever you are, he's gona make you cry
Koeman lar, he is a big fat pie,
Whoever you are he's gona make youuu cryyy-eye

 

[marsh]

You do Ron Ron Ron

 

[USABlue]

There's no way we'd get the clapping going.

Imagine though

 

[Seathestars]

Sacked in the morning.