Koeman song - Need new songs - Work in progress

[james rooney]

roberto had a dream, to build our football team

it started well but then he made us wanna to go home

moshiri gave us his cash

and gave ronnie a crack

we’ve been [Poor language removed] for 20 years

but now we are back!

 

[COYB]

bit harsh on bobby

 

[efcfan28]

As long as it's not "one Ronald Koeman" I don't mind. Hopefully we have at least 5 decent ones for him

Ronald Koeman hates Southampton to the tune of Bobby Latchford walks on water would be sound

 

[Tubey]

Koeman feel the noise,
here come Ronald's boys,
we go wild, wild, wild...



Or something, I dunno, leave me alone.

 

[bluesteak]

Koeman koeman get down to Goodson park,whooooooaa

 

[marsh]

60 grand seamus koeman

 

[Walter Ego]

He came up to Everton n my heart stood still
Da do Ron Ron Ron, da do Ron Ron

Buggered off on holiday, ended up in Rhyll
Da do Ron Ron Ron, da do Ron Ron

Nobody told me he had ginger hair
Da do Ron Ron Ron, da do Ron Ron

If he wins us a trophy we won't really care
Da do Ron Ron Ron, da do Ron Ron

 

[Rob17896]

to the tune of 'cant take my eyes off you'

Your just to good to be true
Better than Bobbys brown shoe
Just like Lukaku's first touch
You can improve us so much

And now that Moshiri's arrived
Europe is in my minds eye
Your just too good to be true
we hate the redshite toooooo

Der der der der der der da da da
Der der der der der der da da da

Oh Ronald Koeman
He is our boss all right
Oh Ronald Koeman
Cos Martinez was [Poor language removed]
Oh Ronald Koeman
Trust in him when he says

Oh Pretty Koeman
Take us right to the kop
Oh pretty Koeman
Better than Jurgen Klopp
Let me love you Koeman
Let me love you.......

Repeat.......

By the time you have perfected it he will be gone to Barca due to our roaring success.

 

[scratchnsurf]

Some truly creative and imaginative ideas here.

Sadly, like many artists, you are living in a dream world. We sing 'Everton, Everton, Everton' and the first two lines of 'It's a Grand Old Team'. Anyone who tells you otherwise has never been anywhere near Goodison Park.

 

[Colemanesque]

Maybe @Dutch Toffee can translate this song:




And sing it in The park end ?

 

[Colemanesque]

Some truly creative and imaginative ideas here.

Sadly, like many artists, you are living in a dream world. We sing 'Everton, Everton, Everton' and the first two lines of 'It's a Grand Old Team'. Anyone who tells you otherwise has never been anywhere near Goodison Park.

* Gets a corner everyone stands up*


* EVERTON

EVERTON

EVERTON

* Slowly fades *


doesn't beat first man everyone sits down

 

[scratchnsurf]

* Gets a corner everyone stands up*


* EVERTON

EVERTON

EVERTON

* Slowly fades *


doesn't beat first man everyone sits down

Where do you sit mate?

 

[Colemanesque]

Where do you sit mate?

PE5

 

[ToffeeDan]

I reckon it'll be Ronnie Koeman's Blue and White Army..

 

[Walken]

making up footy songs on the internet is worse than playing pokemon