Ten pages on why WEST HAM are obsessed with us.

Are you a mod.I think we should just accept our Southern bell-wearing overlords. No point in fuming because London is the greatest place in the world and Everton in based in the unfashionable NorthWest
lol as if they'd let me be in charge of anything Carlos mate. They proper hate me.Are you a mod.
That's not good,lol as if they'd let me be in charge of anything Carlos mate. They proper hate me.
Just a little thing to get the juices flowing for Wednesday AM.
Why are West Ham fans obsessed with us on Twitter? More so that other clubs I mean. I understand they're jealous of greatness and our history and that.
Why do they think that injuring Payet is a highlight for us, when we couldn't care less? They're STILL going on about it, months after the incident, and the player has returned (after playing on of course).
Anyone?
Byram was still in nappies and may well have yet to utter his first word the last time Everton won anything. The first time he kicked a ball Everton were relegation strugglers involved in last day great escapes and during his teenage years just another upper to mid-table side.
Yes - West Ham were worse for much of that time but now they're above Everton, nice shiny new ground which the chairman claims will be full all next season. If it were me it'd always be Everton but it's not - the sad truth is that to the neutral we are not a step up from West Ham.

They aren't signing Sturridge haha the lads been injured for 2 years, no way would anyone take a punt on him@Ashtonian
Anyone good with riddles? David sullivans official lines;
- looking to loan a 20 goal a season striker
- will become available in the next 7 days
- loan to buy
- weird league
- played higher leagues
- if i told you you would know who it was
Linked with buying Sturridge off the RS (mind, in The Star) this morning for £18m ......... as if having Carroll wasn't enough![]()
They aren't signing Sturridge haha the lads been injured for 2 years, no way would anyone take a punt on him
They aren't signing Sturridge haha the lads been injured for 2 years, no way would anyone take a punt on him