Eric Djemba-Djemba
Player Valuation: £60m
Wouldn't say it was feeble mate. I didn't spot it so you got a bite.My feeble attempt at trying to wind you up mate.
Wouldn't say it was feeble mate. I didn't spot it so you got a bite.My feeble attempt at trying to wind you up mate.
WowReported.
To date, Martinez' Everton has underperformed.
Great first season, despite the last minute bottle job. 10th last season, just. We're 10th now.
Our team last season, and team now is better than 10th.
If your content with 10th, your accepting that our ambition has regressed under Martinez.
The manager isn't getting the best out of his players.
The season isn't over yet - a lot to play, but he has to get his team to find consistency.
The next 7 weeks are crucial.
Over to you, Bobby lad.
...if they need any pie charts.....do you reckon theres a press team or something at everton that actuall reads forums and feeds back info to Martinez/those in charge??
...if they need any pie charts.....
...I can tell massive lies and keep a straight face. Surely that's the only criteria?don't think elstone will be offering you a job anytime soon mate lol

Did it really echo what you posted though?
Last season the Everton boss Roberto Martínez was clearly troubled by his incipient baldness – subject of much ribald commentary on Match of the Day – and couldn’t decide how to wear what was left of his hair. His players also seemed to lose their way. This season he has gone for a much more confident, sleekly close crop. His team have rediscovered their mojo at the same time.
Come on Bobby, lead us to a superb 3-4 loss today at home to Leicester.
It will be the greatest victory since liverpool beat Real Madrid after losing 0-1.

You're getting more bizarre by the day Mr Colemole![]()