Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[ijjysmith]

Roberto Martinez will be Everton's manager for ages.

Probably about time some got used to the idea.

 

[Woolly Blue]

Roberto Martinez will be Everton's manager for ages.

Probably about time some got used to the idea.

True, but we're in the Transfer thread mate.

 

[ijjysmith]

True, but we're in the Transfer thread mate.

Wait ... OH FFS I'm so confused.

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

Kasper Schmeichel is as bad at Crosses and Corners as Tim Howard. There I've said it.

Someone please wipe him from the list of keepers who might improve us.

 

[ijjysmith]

Kasper Schmeichel is as bad at Crosses and Corners as Tim Howard. There I've said it.

Someone please wipe him from the list of keepers who might improve us.

Nope

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

Nope

they've let in nearly as many corners as we have. And that's only because he's got a big, drilled defence in front of him.

He looks more confused and flappy when the ball come in than a sea lion in a hammock.

 

[ijjysmith]

they've let in nearly as many corners as we have. And that's only because he's got a big, drilled defence in front of him.

He looks more confused and flappy when the ball come in than a sea lion in a hammock.

Did you see De Gea struggle with corners at the weekend?

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

Did you see De Gea struggle with corners at the weekend?

you mean De Gea and the extras from the Inbetweeners arranged as a defense in front him?

you might as well be using stats to 'prove' your point.

 

[ijjysmith]

you mean De Gea and the extras from the Inbetweeners arranged as a defense in front him?

you might as well be using stats to 'prove' your point.

No I mean De Gea, arguably the best keeper in the league letting a corner go straight in.

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

Schmeichel lets another one in flapping on his line hoping his defence will bail him out again.

Rain in the crosses next weekend boys, this guy is worse that Howard at defending them.

 

[LinekersLegs]

Err why on earth would John want to join Chlesea when even Mourinho has admitted top 4 is our of reach?
http://www.express.co.uk/sport/foot...ited-Everton-John-Stones-Transfer-News-Gossip
Mourinho failed with four bids to land Stones in a summer-long transfer tug of war but still believes he can prise the star away from Everton.

Express Sport understands that he has the support of owner Roman Abramovich who agrees that Stones could be pivotal in getting Chelsea out of the Premier League hole that they're in.

Mourinho also hopes that another bid would encourage the player himself to pressure Everton to allow him to move.

 

[Carlito]

Schmeichel lets another one in flapping on his line hoping his defence will bail him out again.

Rain in the crosses next weekend boys, this guy is worse that Howard at defending them.

Impossible.

 

[toffeejack]

What's with
The weird
Formatting?

looks like a poem.

 

[TheFinnFan]

Err why on earth would John want to join Chlesea when even Mourinho has admitted top 4 is our of reach?
http://www.express.co.uk/sport/foot...ited-Everton-John-Stones-Transfer-News-Gossip
Mourinho failed with four bids to land Stones in a summer-long transfer tug of war but still believes he can prise the star away from Everton.

Express Sport understands that he has the support of owner Roman Abramovich who agrees that Stones could be pivotal in getting Chelsea out of the Premier League hole that they're in.

Mourinho also hopes that another bid would encourage the player himself to pressure Everton to allow him to move.

This. ManU will see this as a opportunity.

 

[Zatara]

Mourinho will need to change a lot of players if he keeps his job. Hes the defensive master and can pay £200k a week.

Cant see Stones at chelsea though.

Err why on earth would John want to join Chlesea when even Mourinho has admitted top 4 is our of reach?
http://www.express.co.uk/sport/foot...ited-Everton-John-Stones-Transfer-News-Gossip
Mourinho failed with four bids to land Stones in a summer-long transfer tug of war but still believes he can prise the star away from Everton.

Express Sport understands that he has the support of owner Roman Abramovich who agrees that Stones could be pivotal in getting Chelsea out of the Premier League hole that they're in.

Mourinho also hopes that another bid would encourage the player himself to pressure Everton to allow him to move.