Ingvar Kamprad

[Makis]

Kamprad is one of the worst penny pinchers in the world. He is filthy rich and he honestly bargains for a five euro hat. There is less than no chance he would invest into a football club.

 

[bluebastardo]

Svenski coming?

 

[NSNO1878]

I first heard of this in the BR, it's just another rumour like when this Anil Ambani fella was supposed to be in talks with us.

Another one doing the round is Laxmi Mittal - Steel King

"Recently, Mittal has emerged as a leading contender to buy Barclays Premiership clubs Wigan and Everton, but has so far refused to comment."

We are not going to get bought anytime soon however when we do I'll rather it be DIC, imagine the kopites shock

 

[TX Bill]

Thread closure in 5...4...3...2....

 

[Desaparecido]

At least the new stadium would be cheap, if anyone could work out the bloody instructions.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

if it's the ikea guy then the screws will be missing and everything will fall apart after 12 months.
the caterers will sell those vile "meatballs" in gravy, ugh !!

SCANDO'S OUT !!

 

[bobbyrob]

Any source mate?

I like Heinz fruity to be honest

 

[bobbyrob]

You don,t like the thought of The Tesco Ikea stadium,In a nice Blue & Yellow stripe

 

[McBain]

Well get bought sooner rather than later.

I wish it was Branson though. He'd make us hip again.

 

[steevie]

First I heard about that. Would be great though, as we could get the furniture for our Kirkby stadium on reduced prices that way.

The last thing we need at the moment is a founder member of Ikea taking over. We are already like a cheap wardrobe falling apart without Ikea adding to our troubles.

 

[Whitebootman]

Oh great, another investor. We don't want your money, go away, we're poor but happy. On the other hand though, a swede wanting to invest, there's a turnip for the books, we could ABBA bit of that. Almost had an ulrika moment then. Back to reality.

 

[Wildcat]

The head of IKEA has been looking at our books for over twelve months,
is he a slow reader,maybe he has learning dificulties,
come on i think we be better with Walt Disney at least he knows a mickey mouse outfit when he see's one LOL

 

[Desaparecido]

The head of IKEA has been looking at our books for over twelve months,
is he a slow reader,maybe he has learning dificulties,
come on i think we be better with Walt Disney at least he knows a mickey mouse outfit when he see's one LOL

Er, is he dyslexic?

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

IKAKA - Furnishings for the frugal landlord

 

[ЭВЭРТОН]

Well get bought sooner rather than later.

I wish it was Branson though. He'd make us hip again.

He'd wanna build us a stadium in space