'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Huyton Layne]

I'm about 2 secs from destroying my printer

 

[l4toffee]

Frijj has the greater choice of flavours, cookie dough beats anything Yazoo can offer

Strawberry or banana do for me . Though I need to try that cookie dough one

 

[Huyton Layne]

People that drive large pick up trucks have little man syndrome in abundance.

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

Last night I got an 'A' in drunken Hieroglyphics, and today got an email back from my Druid mentor in New Zealand clearing up a few things before he lets me onto the next grade

 

[Groucho]

I've just had a near miss with a superglue related incident

 

[rascal]

People that drive large pick up trucks have little man syndrome in abundance.

I just consider them Stone Cold Steve Austin wannabes

 

[Lowste]

Had a fantastic curry from Iceland last night - Curry £1.50, Rice £1.00

 

[Rugby Toffee]

had a nose bleed this morning.....I never have nose bleeds

 

[sageyefc]

My legs are cold so just put some pants on

 

[Baines' left foot]

I went out last night in just a t shirt and had to wait in a queue outside for about half an hour. Think it gave me mild hypothermia as I vomited within 20 minutes of going in, despite being relatively sober. I felt great after, but I was stone cold sober FFS.

 

[l4toffee]

I went out last night in just a t shirt and had to wait in a queue outside for about half an hour. Think it gave me mild hypothermia as I vomited within 20 minutes of going in, despite being relatively sober. I felt great after, but I was stone cold sober FFS.

You wouldn't make a very good Geordie you great big Jessie

 

[Donald Twain]

My legs are cold so just put some pants on

**rubs thighs and sighs

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

**rubs thighs and sighs

 

[arch stanton]

i've hurt my back :-(

 

[Kurt.]

Just Farted