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what the hell does that mean
Its a well known and used russian phrase however if I were to translate it literally here I would be banned

what the hell does that mean
Is is Russian for what the hell is going on?

Is is Russian for what the hell is going on?
Spartak Moscow manager (and chairman), Valery Karpin, says that he knows nothing about an impending move by Everton for Vladimir Bystrov.
"I only found out about this in the Internet, and I was very surprised," he says. "There hasn't even been a hint of talks."
Link: ToffeeWeb: Rumour Mill, Season 2009-10
Maybe Moyes' brogue doesn't translate well....
Posted via Mobile DeviceThats how we do our sort of transfers, they are mythical and only involve rumours.
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I reckon were Greeks.
Which is sound as they have boss food.
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I reckon were Greeks.
Which is sound as they have boss food.

Yeah but most of them die before they reach 50.![]()

......from Food Poisining.![]()

That and the fact their hearts cant cope with them being 20 stone from the age of 10 up![]()

....see Stavros Flatley.![]()
