'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[ilikecheese]

Aye - it's lovely getting paid to fume over how bad we are

My mate's brother writes for Chelsea. Funny reading his articles as he's actually a Spurs fan.

 

[Groucho]

If he was a real fan he'd donate his earnings for transfers.

Aye - it's lovely getting paid to fume over how bad we are

Clearly Bigmaclad was "other operating costs".

 

[Bigmaclad]

Clearly Bigmaclad was "other operating costs".

*hides Arteta money

 

[Bigmaclad]

My mate's brother writes for Chelsea. Funny reading his articles as he's actually a Spurs fan.

Happens all the time, guy I know that works for talkSPORT with Adrian Durham is a massive Millwall fan, ends up covering Arsenal all the time.

 

[Huyton Layne]

Never seen this before until today. Weirded me out. @ijjysmith

 

[Baines' left foot]

Haha. Nope, a VW Golf is the best one I can choose from. I'm in the bottom category!

Yeah there's a lot to consider.

If I wanted to include unlimited private miles, then it'd cost me another £3,000 a year. Reimbursing the company works out a lot cheaper and you only pay the mileage at cost (more or less), which is the case whether I take a company car or the car allowance. But yeah, tyres, servicing, insurance, MOT, tax is all included in the cost.

If my calculations are correct, I'd roughly lost out on over £530 a month if I took the company car instead of the car allowance. Put MOT, insurance, servicing and tax in to the equation and it's only about £1100-£1300 a year, (insurance will increase slightly as I'll have to declare it as Class 1 business use). Tyres about half that as I only buy Michelins brah and they last forever.

I massively, massively overestimated how much a company car would cost me. Works out roughly the same price as leasing. A mid range VW Golf is what they're offering, but the flash [Poor language removed] in me wants an Audi A3, which would only be slightly more expensive, but then I've got the risk of damage etc...

Alternatively I could just keep the car allowance and keep running my 10 year old Focus, which isn't a bad car by any means. So the choice really is new car or more disposable income.

Don't know what to do FFS.

 

[HuddersfieldToffee]

Just got fired from my first job guys. </3

Everton fans against Wetherspoons in motion.

 

[l4toffee]

Just got fired from my first job guys. </3

Everton fans against Wetherspoons in motion.

What was the offence ?

 

[HuddersfieldToffee]

What was the offence ?

It was the end of my probation and they said I was too shy. I think people IRL and people here will know that not to be the case.

 

[l4toffee]

It was the end of my probation and they said I was too shy. I think people IRL and people here will know that not to be the case.

Go in there and get rotten and cause carnage .

 

[HuddersfieldToffee]

Go in there and get rotten and cause carnage .

That would be unprofessional and I did a really big dump in the toilet anyway and didn't flush.

 

[l4toffee]

That would be unprofessional and I did a really big dump in the toilet anyway and didn't flush.

You would become a professional drunk though

 

[HuddersfieldToffee]

You would become a professional drunk though

Might just sit there with a coke and just stare the [Poor language removed] out.

 

[Gwlacticos]

Brenda's got a cold sore.

 

[Baines' left foot]

HORIZONTAL RAIN!!