Careful there lids, its more contagious than swine flu and has the potential to infect two in three Evertonians.
Easily spread throughout non fact based internet sites and tabloids, it sends the infected into an irrational frenzy - signs of this include typed sentences such as:
Its plain that we've got no money"
Its KenWRONGs train set, he's starving us when we should be progressing"
Emre would have transformed us into a Champions League side"
Riquelme wanted to come but KenWRONG wouldn't pay his wages"
Man City, Tottenham and Villa have all signed ace players and theres no way we can keep up with them, we'll won't even finish tenth"
I'm sick of losing out on the players that we need like Dickov/Sean Davis/Craig Bellamy/Keiron Richardson/Alan Smith/Sissoko/Nugent"
An example of contagious site is this:
Note the giant leap of faith.
Ways to prevent meltfrenzyitis is by being rational and waiting until we generally sign someone boss. Which we will.
Some subjects are riddled with the meltfrenzyitis and beyond hope, I refer readers to the following subjects:
1 - Newcastle United Football Club
2 - Cal
So, whislt we pride ourselves on here on on our general inane chit-chat, derision of fruit on pizza, disdain for football in general and some open slight homosexuality - lets keep to these values and prevent another outbreak of meltfrenzyitis on here this summer.
hands out free mask*
Easily spread throughout non fact based internet sites and tabloids, it sends the infected into an irrational frenzy - signs of this include typed sentences such as:
Its plain that we've got no money"
Its KenWRONGs train set, he's starving us when we should be progressing"
Emre would have transformed us into a Champions League side"
Riquelme wanted to come but KenWRONG wouldn't pay his wages"
Man City, Tottenham and Villa have all signed ace players and theres no way we can keep up with them, we'll won't even finish tenth"
I'm sick of losing out on the players that we need like Dickov/Sean Davis/Craig Bellamy/Keiron Richardson/Alan Smith/Sissoko/Nugent"
An example of contagious site is this:
Note the giant leap of faith.
Ways to prevent meltfrenzyitis is by being rational and waiting until we generally sign someone boss. Which we will.
Some subjects are riddled with the meltfrenzyitis and beyond hope, I refer readers to the following subjects:
1 - Newcastle United Football Club
2 - Cal
So, whislt we pride ourselves on here on on our general inane chit-chat, derision of fruit on pizza, disdain for football in general and some open slight homosexuality - lets keep to these values and prevent another outbreak of meltfrenzyitis on here this summer.
hands out free mask*
