Uncle Cyril's handlebars
Player Valuation: £225k
The great unwashed across the Park will be proper sick, marquee signing whilst they spunk the rat boy money on a bunch over over priced Southampton players and a new veneer coating for Brendan's grid and a couple of blond highlights for his barnet.
	
		
			
		
		
	
				
			 
	 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		
 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 Taylor Twellman @TaylorTwellman
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