minor things that make you fume


Going to roll a smoke and realising you have no papers left.
The eye lash that's decided it's wasted as a simple lash and instead wants a better job as part of my eyeball, day later and it's still there, considering removing eye with fork for a deep clean at the moment.
 

When someone stares at me.

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People who take advantage of the extra width to protect their 'mid-life crisis standard issue sports cars' in the parent and child spaces at supermarkets

On the flip side of this, it makes me rage when I come back to my car and find an extra couple of dents in it. The sides of my car are littered with little dents and scratches from dozy idiots slamming their doors in to mine, or stupid women brushing their fancy handbags across it. Not one has been caused by me. When I get a new car I'm going to be one of those tits who parks over two bays in the far corner of the car park. Fed up of it. NEA. Hate people who have no respect for other peoples property.
 

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