minor things that make you fume

On a similar yet unconnected note…. Someone told me the other day or I read it somewhere….. McDonald’s sell 6 million burgers a day…… every day….. where are all those cows coming from ??
You know a burger isn’t just made from a cow, Kurt?
 
Especially in grey, dereliction buildings with some weird giant cobwebs hanging off their windows and a weird skeleton in the grass.
Are their kids getting a kick out of that, or what? I saw a kid with mum in Tesco and he was carrying a plastic double-headed axe and looking bored out of his mind.
They just get the same tat out of a store cupboard every year and trail it along one of the aisles.
It's less depressing strolling among the incontinence shelves, frankly. For a friend, likesay.
 
Having an Eartha Kitt in the work bogs yesterday and cleaners had stuffed so much (sheet) bog paper into the receptacle I had to pull about 30 torn sheets out before there was anything remotely able to be used for its intended purpose.
 
Are their kids getting a kick out of that, or what? I saw a kid with mum in Tesco and he was carrying a plastic double-headed axe and looking bored out of his mind.
They just get the same tat out of a store cupboard every year and trail it along one of the aisles.
It's less depressing strolling among the incontinence shelves, frankly. For a friend, likesay.
It is for kids yeah. Not us miserable arl fellers
 

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