'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[bluemangroup]

I have an itchy back.

 

[Hellerad]

I opened a can of Mountain Dew and only took 2 sips before forgetting about it.

I've just found it and it is room temperature.

 

[scratchnsurf]

Waiting for the dog to come back in before I go to bed.

 

[Degs62]

I'm very sweaty.

 

[scratchnsurf]

My car is fixed.

 

[Moomin]

I've not had a dump since Monday morning and my farts have been lethal today. I'm expecting some type of explosion soon.

Will provide updates through out the day.

 

[malfosse]

Just read this charming heart warming story from Moomin and posted this.

I've not had a dump since Monday morning and my farts have been lethal today. I'm expecting some type of explosion soon.

Will provide updates through out the day.

 

[BlueLlama]

Dog has p***ed all over the conservatory. At least by doing it there I can pretend not to have noticed it and leave it for the Mrs to clean up

 

[Brownie86]

Noticed some ridge tiles on the house are missing this morning

 

[Walter Ego]

I think my little girls got chicken pox. Ffs.

 

[malfosse]

I think my little girls got chicken pox. Ffs.

Calamine lotion mate, soothes the itching.

 

[malfosse]

I think my little girls got chicken pox. Ffs.

Have you already had it?

 

[Walter Ego]

Calamine lotion mate, soothes the itching.

Ooo thanks for that, I'll give it a go. More spots are out, they look like little blisters!

 

[Walter Ego]

Have you already had it?

I think so. I hope so!

 

[scratchnsurf]

I'm on a train.