MOD FACTOR

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I do a great job on here of moderating.

Moderating expectations that is. As in, my presence here as SuperMod makes you all realise just how bad things would be if I were an actual moderator, and thus makes you respect the current regime more.

It's a valuable public service I offer, and I deserve more respect from you bunch of t*ts for it.
 
Well it's hard to even begin to summarise the reasons why I believe I fit the bill, but like the dedicated poster I am, I digress:

1. I have a power complex
2. I was bullied in school so look for petty ways to make other peoples' lives a misery
3. I'm incredibly inconsistent with my jurisdiction and make my own rules for the most part
4. I've just got back from the pub, which really shows I'm a model young male for all our younger posters to sculpt themselves after
5. The sheer originality of my jokes
 

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