'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Bigmaclad]

Just squared up to a teenager at the park who was pushing my 8 year old about, told him whose boss innit.

Did you spark him out lad?

 

[Bungle]

Did you spark him out lad?

No mate, I'm not a monster. He is however tied to the park gates ready for a vicious arse pounding when the drunks and crack heads meet up this evening.

 

[Baines' left foot]

I'm coming to your library right away, even if it is just for the eye candy

Some girls are in high heels and everything. How the [Poor language removed] am I supposed to work with all of this to look at?

Just squared up to a teenager at the park who was pushing my 8 year old about, told him whose boss innit.

Seriously brah?

Some kids are right little tw*ts.

 

[Bungle]

Seriously brah?

Some kids are right little tw*ts.

Yeah mate, I needed someone with a beard and muscles to back me up..

 

[Baines' left foot]

I'm coming to your library right away, even if it is just for the eye candy

Yeah mate, I needed someone with a beard and muscles to back me up..

Hahaha. Sorry mate I'm busy.

Smash his head in ffs.

 

[Kurt.]

Not really breaking news I know but ...London Bridge as we know it lies slightly East (or west depending on which side your on )to the original London Bridge which was sung about in the song 'London Bridge is falling Down'... The bridge was full of shops and timber built houses . At each end of the bridge was a church and in the middle was a chappel......this is going back to the 1400's

 

[Bluenose1995]

There are a lot of good looking women in the library and they are distracting me from my revision.

you love the aldham Robarts

 

[Deloodid]

BREAKING** Just got back from a sunny week in Gran Canaria, did i miss anything Everton??

 

[Degs62]

BREAKING** Just got back from a sunny week in Gran Canaria, did i miss anything Everton??

Nothing much of note or importance, Moyes quit to go to Man U and Timmy C flew in to kiss him goodbye.

 

[Deloodid]

Nothing much of note or importance, Moyes quit to go to Man U and Timmy C flew in to kiss him goodbye.

i bet it was the best atmosphere at Goodison all season too.

 

[Julian Carax]

Colin was here.

 

[EFC Si]

Germany has a bank holiday on monday SO I'M HAVING A THREE DAY WEEKEND. Get in!! #result

20+ Degrees too

Get the beer and lederhosen in!!!!!!

 

[heatmeiser]

Just seen this in the local newspaper.

Shocking scenes, absolutely shocking.

Crying and shaking here.

 

[tommye]

Just seen this in the local newspaper.

Shocking scenes, absolutely shocking.

Crying and shaking here.

good old toddy!!

 

[orly]

Liger, lads. A liger!

Never knew it existed