'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Bruce Wayne]

Cheers mate.



I think it was your good self who posted it, it's Rhetorically Composing so it's a writing course. I'm an English teacher so I think it will it will help with work and its something I enjoy doing too. I've gone in with an open mind so we'll see how it pans out.

Sounds good. Nice one. Doing one myself in a few weeks on the evolution of cities. Was speaking to the prof a few weeks ago, she's expecting a really big turnout, so that's nice to see.

 

[Frank Drebin]

hi frank how are you today mate what you been upto.

Hi Carlos
I'm just off to town in a bit for a meal then off to see Hairspray at the Empire.

Looking forward to it all immensely.

Hope you're good dude

 

[carlos21]

Hi Carlos
I'm just off to town in a bit for a meal then off to see Hairspray at the Empire.

Looking forward to it all immensely.

Hope you're good dude

i am fine today mate what phone you got.

 

[Little Ralphy]

Guy in work at breakfast talking about last night's game. Questions the sexuality of any man who doesn't have even a passing interest in football. Cue outrage from 3 women as they battle to try and defend their husbands, who seem to think F1 is their defence.

'F1 is for people who can't handle physical contact!' and with that he got up and walked off. I thought one of them was going to punch him, she was almost in tears! They were still screeching when I left. It was almost better than the game itself!

 

[DanEFC92]

Got a driving lesson in 20 minutes, can't be arsed.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Finish work in
20mins can be arsed

 

[Deloodid]

Breaking News*** My pie looks like an owl

 

[Pat's Van]

looks tastey too, steak and kidney ?

 

[scratchnsurf]

Breaking News*** My pie looks like an owl

+ rep
Sorry I can't do more.
If there's an actual owl in there then I'm rescinding that + rep mind.

Chicken + mushroom?

Pies.........Everyone is fond of pies...

 

[scratchnsurf]

This is actually very interesting news. OFF TOPIC ALERT.

 

[Deloodid]

Chicken pie, but knowing asda, it could contain owl

 

[Baines' left foot]

Currently sat in the library eating boiled eggs.

YNWA.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

China's People Daily newspaper have moved into new offices. Apparently no one thought at any time during design or construction that the building looks at all like a penis

 

[Degs62]

No one started a happy birthday Degs thread on my birthday

 

[Bungle]

No one started a happy birthday Degs thread on my birthday

Nor me, I feel your pain, I feel a joint leaving thread is in order?