What I like about Yak

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The guy is obsessed with goals.

There is a story on the Official site, the title being 'Yak to tie the knot' I just knew he would mention either goals or scoring, and again I wasn't wrong.

"its one of the best things in life and I believe with her by my side I will score even more goals."

Keep an eye out for it, whenever he speaks he always mentions scoring or goals :lol:

He also is amazingly self confident, things like 'Ah dont worry I havent scored for 2 or 3 games, i am bound to score soon'

A happy Yakubu who will move his arse a bit and come home when hes supposed to will only be good for us.
 

Hes a machine.

The smiling Assasin.

The Yak dreams about scoring goals. The Yak was genetically engineered while the Scientists who created him watched football, to score goals. Every aspect of the Yaks existence is, was and always has been to score goals.

The Yak went to school but they had to put a net on the back wall of the classroom.
The Yak never had a friend he didnt score goals past.

The Yak didnt finish tests. He scored goals instead.

The Yak doesnt bother doing something he knows wont score him goals.
The Yak worships in the Church of Modern day goal scorers.

When the Yak goes shopping, he physically has to head every item into his trolley.

The Yak doesnt pay bills. He scores goals.
 
What I like about the Yak is that when he shoots, he's not Beattie. he can **** the ball, hot shot hamish style. Whereas Beattie scuffs it off his laces and it trickles out for a throw in.
 
I like it that he is getting hitched. That means he is building a home whilst he is on our books. If it is local then he is here for a while. Nothing keeps a player happier than a stable home life.
 

I started to dislike yakubu towards the end, when he was in his drought, but since then, i like him now, im only now appreciating how much he does, he might not bring a high work rate, but he has pace, strength skill and a good finish, he maybe just needs to sort out his long shots :)

Anybody got a picture of his bird then? i cant find one
 
Dom1878 said:
I started to dislike yakubu towards the end, when he was in his drought, but since then, i like him now, im only now appreciating how much he does, he might not bring a high work rate, but he has pace, strength skill and a good finish, he maybe just needs to sort out his long shots :)

Anybody got a picture of his bird then? i cant find one
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Workrate??? AJ works hard but he scores half the amount of that of the Yak. Apparently BT worked hard in his last season, yet he only scored twice, and they weren't even in open play.
 
I think Yak has the arrogance that all top strikers need he can be [Poor language removed] for half the game and win it in a minute,this is what I say to myself during the [Poor language removed] part:lol: I would love someone in the Arshavin mould supplying him(y)
 
But htink about it, Yakubu, 20 goals a season, add a fit and on form arteta into that, then a cahill who can score about 15 goals a season providing hes fully fit, plus Fernandes with his freekicks...and set pieces...(rather than arteta)...we could be up there
 

I like how lazy he looks even when he is on form.

Was it against Larissa that he got a hat-trick? I remember the third goal, defender and keeper on the line, Yak 3 yards out with the ball.

Yak just seemed to stand there with his hands on his hips all chilled, whilst the defender and keeper were scrambling around and tieing themselves in knots trying to get to the ball, then Yak just lazily stroked it into the corner, like he knew that was what would happen all along.

Frustrating when he looks lazy and has a bad game, mind :lol:
 
the yak

as someone who has witnessed a big proportion of forwards since the 60s i
think the yak is better than all of them on the floor for strength coolness in front of goal and as a team player his weakness is heading and we have to work on this aspect of his game he is the first forward has not run round the pitch just for the sake of it hes confident to strut around and wait for the service two forwards as good as him were
graham sharp
Duncan mckenzie
most of the forwards ive seen
alex young
joe royle
Bernie the bolt from wallsall dont rem his name
bob latchford
david johnson
duncan mckenzie
graham sharp
andy gray
gary lineker
tony cottee
duncan ferguson
paul rideout
 
I laughed my head off when I read that story. This guy is amazing, talk about belief. He doesn't say 'if i work hard i believe i will score goals' he just says 'i will score goals'.

The smiling assassin
 
McBain said:
Hes a machine.

The smiling Assasin.

The Yak dreams about scoring goals. The Yak was genetically engineered while the Scientists who created him watched football, to score goals. Every aspect of the Yaks existence is, was and always has been to score goals.

The Yak went to school but they had to put a net on the back wall of the classroom.
The Yak never had a friend he didnt score goals past.

The Yak didnt finish tests. He scored goals instead.

The Yak doesnt bother doing something he knows wont score him goals.
The Yak worships in the Church of Modern day goal scorers.

When the Yak goes shopping, he physically has to head every item into his trolley.

The Yak doesnt pay bills. He scores goals.
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I heard that he's the Stig's Goal Scoring Cousin from Nigeria.
 

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