How many sexual partners have you had?

[Moomin]

It's GTFO...but he stopped himself short before saying "out"...

I know mate, being sarcastic.

 

[johnnydawg68]

I know mate, being sarcastic.

Well there's me being Mr. Literal haha! Sorry x

 

[Moomin]

Well there's me being Mr. Literal haha! Sorry x

No need to apologize, us English and our sarcasm are to blame. We have always been a lot worse than you guys

 

[Hayee]

high 5

high five...scubadive...

 

[heatmeiser]

I've got the weirdest willy on GOT guarenteed.

Is it like a bent mushroom?

 

[Username]

Think sayers cumberland sausage and you're bang on.

Nah it's just not entirely straight but i've seen enough pornos to know i'm not the only one, it just looks weird does a cracking job though i'm told.

 

[ricardobee]

Is it like an anteaters nose?

 

[johnnydawg68]

Mine leans left, but I'm pretty sure it's not political.

 

[bluebottle]

Mine leans left, but I'm pretty sure it's not political.

As long as it stands up for whats right...

 

[Elong]

Nothing like a Dolmio Grin

 

[bluebottle]

Nothing like a Dolmio Grin

oh ewww. Strawberries and cream?

 

[ChicagoToffee]

Can we post foof pics here ?

Shame on you for asking.

 

[bluejock]

Nothing like a Dolmio Grin

Hahaha tiger face lad.

 

[sanctioned]

ZAT tips please

none here, prob too young and illegal here anyways

 

[Elong]

Hahaha tiger face lad.

Happened to a mate at a massive hall party when we were teenagers, he went out into the bushes with this bird, came back half an hour later smiling from ear to ear, but because it was pitch black hadn't noticed his white shirt and face resembling a murder scene. First thing I came out with was "nothing like a Dolmio grin aye mate?" Still howl about it now, he was dead embarrassed.