2025/26 David Moyes

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“In the dimly lit thickets of the footballing internet, there exists a curious and highly vocal species - the Moyes Defender. Watch closely now, as one emerges from its habitat at the faintest suggestion that perhaps a nil-nil draw at home to a relegation candidate was, in fact, “a bit disappointing.” Instantly, the creature becomes alert. Its plumage flares. ‘People forget what he inherited,’ it cries, with ritual precision. Others soon gather, forming a protective circle around archival league tables from 2004. Remarkably, these animals can survive for months on a diet consisting almost entirely of net spend statistics, injuries to midfielders, and the phrase ‘careful what you wish for‘.
Even more extraordinary is their migratory behaviour. Wherever criticism of David Moyes appears, be it the EO, Alehouse, or X Spaces, they arrive within moments, driven by instincts scientists still struggle to fully understand”
 
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“In the dimly lit thickets of the footballing internet, there exists a curious and highly vocal species - the Moyes Defender. Watch closely now, as one emerges from its habitat at the faintest suggestion that perhaps a nil-nil draw at home to a relegation candidate was, in fact, “a bit disappointing.” Instantly, the creature becomes alert. Its plumage flares. ‘People forget what he inherited,’ it cries, with ritual precision. Others soon gather, forming a protective circle around archival league tables from 2004. Remarkably, these animals can survive for months on a diet consisting almost entirely of net spend statistics, injuries to midfielders, and the phrase ‘careful what you wish for‘.
Even more extraordinary is their migratory behaviour. Wherever criticism of David Moyes appears, be it the EO, Alehouse, or X Spaces, they arrive within moments, driven by instincts scientists still struggle to fully understand”


We're is your rock mate it can be said the opposite
 
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“In the dimly lit thickets of the footballing internet, there exists a curious and highly vocal species - the Moyes Defender. Watch closely now, as one emerges from its habitat at the faintest suggestion that perhaps a nil-nil draw at home to a relegation candidate was, in fact, “a bit disappointing.” Instantly, the creature becomes alert. Its plumage flares. ‘People forget what he inherited,’ it cries, with ritual precision. Others soon gather, forming a protective circle around archival league tables from 2004. Remarkably, these animals can survive for months on a diet consisting almost entirely of net spend statistics, injuries to midfielders, and the phrase ‘careful what you wish for‘.
Even more extraordinary is their migratory behaviour. Wherever criticism of David Moyes appears, be it the EO, Alehouse, or X Spaces, they arrive within moments, driven by instincts scientists still struggle to fully understand”
If scientists are having trouble with that just wait until they are presented with the Hibernation antics of the Moyes detractors..

When trouble sets on either group, One species sticks around and fights for their leader, Whilst the other scurry's into the abyss.

The Lion or The Hyena
 
Moyes walked into a squad of the Premier League Champions and made them finish 7th.

He got sacked.

Glasner has also qualified his teams to play in the Champions League, Moyes has never done that.

Groundhog day. How many times has that been posted about Moyes.
And my own reply hasnt changed. That squad wasnt great. It consisted among others who played a fair bit tom cleverly jonny evans ashley young phil jones..... Even united fans reckon it was one if his better achievements.
We get it. Moyes isnt a title winning manager. Moomins specialist subject on Mastermind. The bleedin obvious.
 
Groundhog day. How many times has that been posted about Moyes.
And my own reply hasnt changed. That squad wasnt great. It consisted among others who played a fair bit tom cleverly jonny evans ashley young phil jones..... Even united fans reckon it was one if his better achievements.
We get it. Moyes isnt a title winning manager. Moomins specialist subject on Mastermind. The bleedin obvious.
People overlook the fact that senior players downed tools on him as soon as he walked through the door. He never stood a chance at United.
 
Groundhog day. How many times has that been posted about Moyes.
And my own reply hasnt changed. That squad wasnt great. It consisted among others who played a fair bit tom cleverly jonny evans ashley young phil jones..... Even united fans reckon it was one if his better achievements.
We get it. Moyes isnt a title winning manager. Moomins specialist subject on Mastermind. The bleedin obvious.

You mentioned Glasner having Mateta earlier as being a good thing, his record under Viera and Hodgson was a disgrace.

It was a Premier League winners squad that Moyes walked into.

Glasner is levels above Moyes, and his record proves it.
 

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