2025/26 Vitalii Mykolenko

[Clarky cat]

That'll be normal. Me and my lad usually count how many balls he kicks out, how many passes he misplaces and how many crosses hit the first man.

I'm certain its why Grealish would rather not pass to him as he knows within 5 seconds the ball will be been given back to the opposition.

Yeah, he’s crusty undercrackers. A negative robot who cannot change, he’s had Ashley Cole and Leighton Baines helping him since he first signed as well.

It’s really quite something to stand out like a crowning turd in a sea of feaces

 

[dannyboy]

Especially when he passes backwards or sideways at nearly every opportunity.

At least once a game he slices the ball out of play in a way that wouldn't be out of place in Sunday league. In fact even at that level you'd give the player an ear full for being crap.

 

[Victus]

I genuinely think 80% of my Everton stress comes from this lad.

 

[Furey1878]

As bad as he's ever played for us yesterday. Seems like a decent, he tries and can do a on winger from time to time, but just severely below the level quality we need at full back

 

[Dyo1878]

At least once a game he slices the ball out of play in a way that wouldn't be out of place in Sunday league. In fact even at that level you'd give the player an ear full for being crap.

He slices it out of play somehow when kicking it on the in step. Its genuinely baffling technique, but ill give it to him, he's truly mastered it.

 

[Eggs]

As bad as he's ever played for us yesterday. Seems like a decent, he tries and can do a on winger from time to time, but just severely below the level quality we need at full back

….its just a waste given the quality we have on both flanks.

 

[maccavennie]

….its just a waste given the quality we have on both flanks.

And if we don't make Europe, and Grealish goes back to City after we were paying him 200k+ a week, questions need to be asked what was the thinking behind that signing if you were going to persist with a Sunday league player behind him the whole season.

We certainly didnt sign Jack Grealish to finish 12th did we.

 

[Curtis]

Anywhere else in the premie league he would be a squad player, not horrible but isn't someone who should regularly start. So limited.

 

[Gilbert..]

David Burrows with an accent.

 

[Frosty1878]

Well I’m glad I’m not the only one because I’ve had a real dislike for him since he come here could see he was way off from the first games. Had a full year of oh yes but look what’s going on back home, sorry that doesn’t excuse not being able to do the basics and being unbelievably one footed also being such a coward and breezing through games happy to do nothing just so you don’t stand out. Branthwaite pulled him out of it massively and no surprise we seen people starting to turn on him once he was being shown for the he is. We’ve settled for he does a job or he’s better than this person for too long about time we started to build something and not settle for some of the absolute dross we’ve seen over certainly the last 4 years.

 

[Bally1989]

He would. Easily.

Debateable

 

[Victus]

He'd be sound for a bit if we had a Coleman type rb but as it stands we have two blunt fullbacks, it's truly insanity that this problem wasn't addressed in the summer or summer previous.

 

[PhilRegan]

Reminds me of when Peter clark was coming through and we had him as a full back to ease him in

 

[heatmeiser]

Reminds me of when Peter clark was coming through and we had him as a full back to ease him in

I think he'd actually be a decent left sided CB

(Myko not Peter Clarke)

 

[PhilRegan]

I think he'd actually be a decent left sided CB

(Myko not Peter Clarke)

His distribution is either a hospital pass or a clearance. Would add more nerves than Keane.