The Ashes 2025

[summerisle]

Always a conundrum when the Ashes are in Australia. Ok, I'll just listen to the first hour, then bed. However : England 20-3 after an hour, right sleep ; Australia 20-3 after an hour, right I'll give it another 30 mins, bugger it, I'll give it to lunch. Another wicket falls just before lunch, right, make a cup of tea and just see how it goes after lunch... and on, and on.

 

[summerisle]

 

[Rita_Poon]

The Ashes: Australia captain Steve Smith aims bizarre Mastermind jibe at Monty Panesar

Stand-in Australia captain Steve Smith takes a bizarre swipe at former England spinner Monty Panesar on the eve of the first Ashes Test.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Connor]

CHEATS

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

The Ashes: Australia captain Steve Smith aims bizarre Mastermind jibe at Monty Panesar

Stand-in Australia captain Steve Smith takes a bizarre swipe at former England spinner Monty Panesar on the eve of the first Ashes Test.

www.bbc.co.uk

Do wish Monty would shut up, he was an average spinner who continuously makes a fool of himself. Admitting to doctoring a cricket ball with lollies and the zip of your trousers is the same as sandpaper in my eyes.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Do wish Monty would shut up, he was an average spinner who continuously makes a fool of himself. Admitting to doctoring a cricket ball with lollies and the zip of your trousers is the same as sandpaper in my eyes.

Didn't he go on a mad bender and end up peeing into a couple of empty bottles then lashing them over some fans? Copped a significant ban and fine iirc? Some people ought to realise there's quite a lot of ammo been gifted away before they open their fat trap.

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

Didn't he go on a mad bender and end up peeing into a couple of empty bottles then lashing them over some fans? Copped a significant ban and fine iirc? Some people ought to realise there's quite a lot of ammo been gifted away before they open their fat trap.

Heaps of stuff mate. Not a well liked man on the cricketing circuit.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Heaps of stuff mate. Not a well liked man on the cricketing circuit.

Thing is, was fairly successful, and came through in the era of the Rafiq allegations around some of the same chaps. This isn't excuse building, and the Mastermind showing is comic, I actually now wonder if he'd hit the green room properly before he'd gone on.

No one needs to be gifting smith springboards for having a go, the gobby wee rs.

 

[slipstream86]

Didn't he go on a mad bender and end up peeing into a couple of empty bottles then lashing them over some fans? Copped a significant ban and fine iirc? Some people ought to realise there's quite a lot of ammo been gifted away before they open their fat trap.

It was a bouncer outside a nightclub on Brighton beach. He'd been kicked out, so he took his revenge on the doormen by p1ssing all over them from height, on the promenade above. Said p1ss was delivered straight from the tap as I understand it.

 

[RomanReigns]

Can’t wait for the sledging to begin

 

[Walken]

Do wish Monty would shut up, he was an average spinner who continuously makes a fool of himself. Admitting to doctoring a cricket ball with lollies and the zip of your trousers is the same as sandpaper in my eyes.

Very much this, I doubt anyone in the squad wants this dope shouting his mouth off on their behalf

 

[Rita_Poon]

Can’t wait for the sledging to begin

You heard snow as well then?

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

Very much this, I doubt anyone in the squad wants this dope shouting his mouth off on their behalf

I'm very excited for this test today though Walks. The pacey wicket will suit England's bowlers and batters if they show up and don't be feint of heart. Australia are there for the taking if England want them.

 

[cronullasharks]

Fizzing in the trousers for this

 

[summerisle]

Just realised start of play is 02.30, already struggling to stay awake ffs.