2025/26 David Moyes

[MikeH72]

You value getting mid-table or slightly higher than a cup win and mastering the age old enemy?

Interesting preference.

Very interesting, can you tell us why you have that preference?

Match Thread Post in thread 'Aston Villa vs. Everton - Carabao Cup Third Round'

September 27, 2023

OH hey up.

Old man is throwing stones at players again.

I'm looking at that Luton game only.

Enjoy the three handled piss pot....

• davek

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Confirmed Signing Post in thread 'Beto'

August 29, 2023

Dont let him anywhere near that Mickey Mouse cup tomorrow.

That's all we need: some two legged pit pony doing his "chuffin'" knee in. We can do without getting through to the next round for a three handled piss pot.

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• davek

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2022/23 Post in thread 'Frank Lampard'

November 8, 2022

Inexcusable what he's done tonight. It will take him an awful long time to win back my trust.

Who does he think he is picking that side.

...someone protecting players for a far more important game than that three handled piss pot?

• davek

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Match Thread Post in thread 'Everton v Manchester City, Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll'

February 27, 2022

of course it is dave. your far to predicable

No major club would value that three handled piss pot. NONE.

• davek

 

[Moomin]

Cups are great but not a sign or consistent progress which is my argument.

Who cares about consistent progress.

It's all about winning trophies at the end of the day.

 

[Marius57]

Very interesting, can you tell us why you have that preference?

Match Thread Post in thread 'Aston Villa vs. Everton - Carabao Cup Third Round'

September 27, 2023

OH hey up.

Old man is throwing stones at players again.

I'm looking at that Luton game only.

Enjoy the three handled piss pot....

• davek

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• 

Confirmed Signing Post in thread 'Beto'

August 29, 2023

Dont let him anywhere near that Mickey Mouse cup tomorrow.

That's all we need: some two legged pit pony doing his "chuffin'" knee in. We can do without getting through to the next round for a three handled piss pot.

.

• davek

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2022/23 Post in thread 'Frank Lampard'

November 8, 2022

Inexcusable what he's done tonight. It will take him an awful long time to win back my trust.

Who does he think he is picking that side.

...someone protecting players for a far more important game than that three handled piss pot?

• davek

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Match Thread Post in thread 'Everton v Manchester City, Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll'

February 27, 2022

of course it is dave. your far to predicable

No major club would value that three handled piss pot. NONE.

• davek

We mustn’t be a major club. Unsurprising then that Dave supported Benitez who thinks we are a small club,

 

[COYBL25]

I didn't. I just saw the mess this club was in and knew we needed a united front to get us through it...while you and others were determined to destabilise the situation further and risk our PL existence...

You talk about destabilisation.

Benitez was well on his way to destroying the club from within, the fans were in open revolt against him, yet you were stuck so far up his behind, you could see your knob tickling his tonsils

We will never forget.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Hopefully for him our next manager is another Thatcher loving kopite he can get right behind.

But at least they played footy the right way and didn't crap it vs the big boys, right?

Oh.

 

[Tommy Chong]

Imagine if Moyes gets us a top 6 finish at the end of the season, AND wins us the FA Cup.

I think davek’s head would explode!

 

[COYBL25]

Imagine if Moyes gets us a top 6 finish at the end of the season, AND wins us the FA Cup.

I think davek’s head would explode!

IMAGINE IF HE GOT 72 POINTS

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I do wonder if @GrandOldTeam has a formula for when Dave embark on one of his thread dominating campaigns, such as this one against Moyes. One that determines the tipping point for a thread ban. Like so:

 

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I do wonder if @GrandOldTeam has a formula for when Dave embark on one of his thread dominating campaigns, such as this one against Moyes. One that determines the tipping point for a thread ban. Like so:

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Step 1: Create No1 toffee forum on the net.
Step 2: instantiate angry lemon cat.
Step 3: ????
Step 4: profit.

 

[Bryan+]

Very interesting, can you tell us why you have that preference?

Match Thread Post in thread 'Aston Villa vs. Everton - Carabao Cup Third Round'

September 27, 2023

OH hey up.

Old man is throwing stones at players again.

I'm looking at that Luton game only.

Enjoy the three handled piss pot....

• davek

• 
• 

Confirmed Signing Post in thread 'Beto'

August 29, 2023

Dont let him anywhere near that Mickey Mouse cup tomorrow.

That's all we need: some two legged pit pony doing his "chuffin'" knee in. We can do without getting through to the next round for a three handled piss pot.

.

• davek

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• 

2022/23 Post in thread 'Frank Lampard'

November 8, 2022

Inexcusable what he's done tonight. It will take him an awful long time to win back my trust.

Who does he think he is picking that side.

...someone protecting players for a far more important game than that three handled piss pot?

• davek

• 

Match Thread Post in thread 'Everton v Manchester City, Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll'

February 27, 2022

of course it is dave. your far to predicable

No major club would value that three handled piss pot. NONE.

• davek

Dave is impervious to criticism, it’s quite an incredible suit of armour. I’m impressed.

 

[Nymzee]

10am ish

 

[davek]

If we don’t win it but make the semi final and end up mid table would you say Moyes did a good job?

Mid table would be adequate with this squad, not good. We wont make any SF - the odds with Moyes are pretty slim.

 

[davek]

I value regular and consistent qualification for Europe yes which Moyes achieved in his first spell. Interesting that you think 2 matches a season is more important than the clubs being a consistent top 7 side as we were under Moyes so not a mid-table team. It's the same metric I'll be judging Moyes on again and not how we do against that lot

4 x in 11 seasons.

Depends on your definition of consistent, I suppose.

 

[Kevsleftpeg]

All of those times we were making up the numbers. Trophies equal success, everything else is just accountancy.

I disagree. Success can also be setting a goal and achieving it. A successful season this year might be finishing top 8 given where we were. Only a few teams win trophies each season. Have all the other clubs and fans wasted their time that season? That's an odd way to look at it. Why do people keep going to league matches even though we have zero chance of winning the league?

 

[davek]

You talk about destabilisation.

Benitez was well on his way to destroying the club from within, the fans were in open revolt against him, yet you were stuck so far up his behind, you could see your knob tickling his tonsils

We will never forget.

Some of the language here is deplorable.