The Sean Dyche 'Pearls of Wisdom' Thread.

[davek]

Favourite Dyche moments:

• chasing Klopp down the tunnel at his own ground
• calling out Everton for bottlers and thereby handing us the kick up the arse we needed in that relegation threatened season
• taking TWO points deductions and laughing in the PL's face and surviving with 48 points
• the 2-0 derby win
• smacking the useless Patterson around the head for being rubbish

 

[Tommy Chong]

I would rather climb into the oven and shut the door than listen to Talksport let alone Talksport with Sean Dyche on it.

Fair enough, mate.

 

[Tommy Chong]

Favourite Dyche moments:

• chasing Klopp down the tunnel at his own ground

Dave, that first one wasn't even with us yet. He was still at Burnley at that point.

 

[COYBL25]

Dave, that first one wasn't even with us yet. He was still at Burnley at that point.
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Why let the truth get in the way of your agenda ?

 

[davek]

Dave, that first one wasn't even with us yet. He was still at Burnley at that point.
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It doesn't matter.

It was brilliant.

 

[Tommy Chong]

Why let the truth get in the way of your agenda ?

Precisely, mate. He got them relegated that season anyway.

Sooooo... That alone should pretty much negate any previous argument that was trying to make about him.

It doesn't matter.

It was brilliant.

Ok, I'll give you that one, Dave.
It was funny!

 

[MikeH72]

Remember when @davek was convinced that a Talksport presenter was going to take Leicester on a 16 game unbeaten run to send us down and wanted to bring in Gareth Southgate to save us

 

[Bishop Thumpety-Thump]

Favourite Dyche moments:

• smacking the useless Patterson around the head for being rubbish

You seem to really like bullying and homophobia.

You’re also incredibly thirsty for attention on the internet.

Are you a teenage girl?

 

[MikeH72]

Favourite Dyche moments:

• When he was sacked

The end.

 

[Bishop Thumpety-Thump]

Remember when @davek was convinced that a Talksport presenter was going to take Leicester on a 16 game unbeaten run to send us down and wanted to bring in Gareth Southgate to save us

The self proclaimed greatest blue in the world who knows loads about footy

Despite supporting Hibs, voting for the homophobe party and spending more time complaining about Rangers than posting about his beloved Everton.

And then there’s the obsession with crap ex managers rather than supporting whoever the current manager is.

There’s enough material there for an entire conference.

 

[Rita_Poon]

It doesn't matter.

It was brilliant.

 

[Yarrgh]

"Some people call 'em Dyche's pearls of wisdom, but really they're still just Seany's old anal beads." - Ian Woan, speaking at Finch Farm in 2024.

 

[summerisle]

WTF is this !

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

Favourite Dyche moments:

• chasing Klopp down the tunnel at his own ground
• calling out Everton for bottlers and thereby handing us the kick up the arse we needed in that relegation threatened season
• taking TWO points deductions and laughing in the PL's face and surviving with 48 points
• the 2-0 derby win
• smacking the useless Patterson around the head for being rubbish

As good as 72pts, that lot

 

[Blue peter]

I can’t believe he’s landed on Talksport though. I at least gave him a modicum of credibility by predicting ITV. He’s even managed to go under my very low bar.

I’m hoping he steers them through to safety