Life’s unwritten rules.

[Kurt.]

Maybe for another thread … but…. My Mrs works in a supermarket, she worked today from 6am until 3pm, she messaged me to ask if we needed anything so I gave her a small list of essentials such as bread and milk. After tea tonight she again asked “do we need anything from the shops” , I replied No, we don’t need anything …. Do you know what her response was ????

“Well shall we go the shops anyway and just have a mooch around ?”

Why ???? What’s the point ??

 

[Armaghtoffee]

Never get arrested in a country that has a different alphabet to your own.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Maybe for another thread … but…. My Mrs works in a supermarket, she worked today from 6am until 3pm, she messaged me to ask if we needed anything so I gave her a small list of essentials such as bread and milk. After tea tonight she again asked “do we need anything from the shops” , I replied No, we don’t need anything …. Do you know what her response was ????

“Well shall we go the shops anyway and just have a mooch around ?”

Why ???? What’s the point ??

End of day bargain hunting? or is she trying to telepathically connect you with an event or birthday or something coming up she doesn't want you to forget about? Then again, with it being less cold, she might have had enough of being cooped up and spending some time out n about doing not very much might help her get past the feeling of winter.

 

[Goodison87]

Regretfully observe the full pint of water on your bedside table after a night on the ale and take all the pain in and address the why? Question.

 

[Blue peter]

Brown sauce on bacon…. But never on a hotdog

Brown on bacon, red on sausage

 

[Goodison87]

Brown on bacon, red on sausage

Worked with a lad who always had both a the same time, never took to him properly after seeing this.

 

[tommye]

End of day bargain hunting? or is she trying to telepathically connect you with an event or birthday or something coming up she doesn't want you to forget about? Then again, with it being less cold, she might have had enough of being cooped up and spending some time out n about doing not very much might help her get past the feeling of winter.

She just doesn't wanna sit in the house with him wearing that stupid 'kin dryrobe

 

[Pittsburgh Footy]

Call the fascists and authoritarians the bad guys

 

[The Binman]

You know, little things that ‘you just do’ because any other option would be stupid. Aside from the obvious having to tell everyone on here when you’ve visited their mar, can you think of any others ?

I’ll start you….

When having a bacon sandwich there has to be a minimum of 3 rashers of bacon on it.

But no sauce.

 

[The Binman]

Never believe anything unless you see it with your own eyes. The media, in particular, although the advent of AI makes it even more dangerous.

Avoid 'Chinese' whispers and conspiracy theorists

Don't, ever, trust theatre impresarios

Conspiracy theorists have a habit of being right... just saying..

 

[The Binman]

Maybe for another thread … but…. My Mrs works in a supermarket, she worked today from 6am until 3pm, she messaged me to ask if we needed anything so I gave her a small list of essentials such as bread and milk. After tea tonight she again asked “do we need anything from the shops” , I replied No, we don’t need anything …. Do you know what her response was ????

“Well shall we go the shops anyway and just have a mooch around ?”

Why ???? What’s the point ??

Thats kinda weird

 

[Joey66]

Maybe for another thread … but…. My Mrs works in a supermarket, she worked today from 6am until 3pm, she messaged me to ask if we needed anything so I gave her a small list of essentials such as bread and milk. After tea tonight she again asked “do we need anything from the shops” , I replied No, we don’t need anything …. Do you know what her response was ????

“Well shall we go the shops anyway and just have a mooch around ?”

Why ???? What’s the point ??

Another thread

 

[formerly manx toffee]

Never have pineapple on pizza

 

[ClausThomsen]

When you think you've shook it enough it needs a few more shakes.

Unless you want a silhouette of South America down your inside leg.

 

[Pootsy]

End of day bargain hunting? or is she trying to telepathically connect you with an event or birthday or something coming up she doesn't want you to forget about? Then again, with it being less cold, she might have had enough of being cooped up and spending some time out n about doing not very much might help her get past the feeling of winter.

Yellow label Hunter definitely a woman after my own heart.