Phenom
Player Valuation: £70m
Well turning you down would involve conflict and we don't enjoy that so yes. Please don't take my lunch money though.
Koff lad, dun tel me wa to do, spotty freak.

Well turning you down would involve conflict and we don't enjoy that so yes. Please don't take my lunch money though.
Koff lad, dun tel me wa to do, spotty freak.
Oh and playing guitar.
Playing guitar is for men...clarinet is for nerds.
That it is!
*throws away clarinets.
Smash them, use the pieces as picks... \m/
Guitars are penis substitutes, the musical equivalent of turning fifty and buying a sports car longer than your driveway.
I don't play anything unfortunately and I'm horribly jealous of anyone who can. I'd love to play the piano if I could pick an instrument I reckon.
I have a fair voice on me though, I was singing in a choir until recently.
If I had a choice to be a master at one instrument I'd choose piano, no question. It is the pinnacle of emotive playing when done right.