Loving some of the work in here.

I spent 3 hours on Skyrim today doing nothing but gathering minerals, crafting armour and weapons with the minerals and then enchanting all of the items twice each thanks to my two enchantment per item perk.
Come at me, bro. My armour rating of 1087 will keep you out. Sex too mind but hey, this daedric armour looks sexier than any pair of tits.
Im laughing but crying for you at the same time
It's okay mate. My girlfriend loves it.
My girlfriend Lydia.
LIES!
GOT is my nerdy thing.
That was a Skyrim joke.
You did not get it because you're not cool like me.
Sorry mate.
Damn, I need to get in this 'cool' club.
It's okay mate. My girlfriend loves it.
My girlfriend Lydia.
It's okay mate. My girlfriend loves it.
My girlfriend Lydia.
Chylmidia Lydia?
Yeah, she's ace.
There's loads of trials first mate. Years of physical and emotional bullying for starters. You also need to be proficient in masturbation and acne.
We're an elite crew.
I have mastered one of them, can I join?