The drunk thread

Woolly Blue · January 6, 2012

spikeman said:
Not making any promises but I may be posting in this thread later tonight as I'll finally have internet on my phone.

Hmmm, you need internet access on your phone to get drunk ?
How times have changed.

peteblue · January 6, 2012

Woolly Blue said:
Hmmm, you need internet access on your phone to get drunk ?
How times have changed.

I blame Lager, this never used to happen with best bitter.........

tommye · January 6, 2012

Woolly Blue said:
Hmmm, you need internet access on your phone to get drunk ?
How times have changed.

them kids and their funny ways!! Smash it Spikeman!!!

TheFinnFan · January 6, 2012

peteblue said:
A pint of what ffs......

piss ffs

Woolly Blue · January 6, 2012

peteblue said:
I blame Lager, this never used to happen with best bitter.........

I was going to say "Only puffs drink lager", but then I had a quick peek in the fridge.

If anyone removes the k from peek and says "fixed" then you're not at all amusing.

peteblue · January 6, 2012

TheFinnFan said:
piss ffs

Lager takes about 25 seconds for the first pint, 25 minutes for the second, then a piss, change to Bitter 15 minutes, second bitter 20 minutes, third and fourth 25 minutes, fifth 30 minutes, one or two chasers at 5 minutes each....about two and a half hours tops...........

Southall · January 7, 2012

Why did Pingu have a fridge?

peteblue · January 7, 2012

To keep his beer cold ?

Southall · January 7, 2012

but he lived in an igloo

Azzurri · January 7, 2012

Southall said:
Why did Pingu have a fridge?

Why was Pingu's dad always ironing when none of them wore clothes?

Southall · January 7, 2012

Azzurri said:
Why was Pingu's dad always ironing when none of them wore clothes?

to keep warm?

Southall · January 7, 2012

Wood stoves in an igloo, without melting the place genius

Woolly Blue · January 7, 2012

*wondering if Spike is ratted yet ... and still able to operate his mobile

/ bows to the younger, p^ssed but still mobile able, generation.

spikeman · January 7, 2012

EFCNIK said:
Yeah man wasn't joking at all. Proper fuming with your underage drinking.

Well dont worry. I'm not drinking tonight. Plans didnt work out.

Woolly Blue said:
Hmmm, you need internet access on your phone to get drunk ?
How times have changed.

No it's just that if I ever got drunk I wouldnt be near a computer to post on here. With a phone with internet, I'd have it right with me.

Azzurri · January 7, 2012

spikeman said:
Well dont worry. I'm not drinking tonight. Plans didnt work out.

No it's just that if I ever got drunk I wouldnt be near a computer to post on here. With a phone with internet, I'd have it right with me.

YOU'VE NEVER BEEN DRUNK?!