2022/23 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

Congratulations! You are the first liar to come on.

And you are definitely not the first bigot to log on

 

[Simon Buttle]

People wear kilts as a fashion item. Lad I know got married in one and he’s not Scottish.

I have worn one for a wedding before and I'm not Scottish.

 

[Caolam]

I personally don’t care what anyone wears, call me a liar if you wish, I will not be offended as I attach no weight to your opinion.

 

[Moomin]

No connection whatever between his clothes sense and his injury/attitude. Having said that anyone on GOT who says they are entirely at ease with him or any other man wearing a skirt is a liar.

What if they are from Scotland?

 

[everton1953]

I hope a certain Evertonian does not read this but here we go. The seat next to me is occupied by anyone of a group of about 15 Evertonians who travel a long long way at great expense to watch the Blues. This particular guy is about 6ft2, built like a brick shithouse and could wipe me out with one hand. He wears jeans with big rips and holes in them like girls do as a fashion statement. The difference is he has huge hairy legs and one big hairy knee sticks out
Do you get the picture?

 

[Nymzee]

I hope a certain Evertonian does not read this but here we go. The seat next to me is occupied by anyone of a group of about 15 Evertonians who travel a long long way at great expense to watch the Blues. This particular guy is about 6ft2, built like a brick shithouse and could wipe me out with one hand. He wears jeans with big rips and holes in them like girls do as a fashion statement. The difference is he has huge hairy legs and one big hairy knee sticks out
Do you get the picture?

Not even slightly.

 

[DanB90]

Some of you lot in here haven’t had an erection since the 90’s and it shows.

 

[everton1953]

Not even slightly.

If is hard to imagine I know. But he is big enough to wipe out anyone who upset him.

 

[Runub]

Sad thing is that his absence is no surprise and hasn’t been for a couple of seasons. The fact that no real cover / replacement was brought in is scandalous. Staying up is basically reliant on keeping clean sheets and scrambling the odd goal from somewhere

 

[Nymzee]

If is hard to imagine I know. But he is big enough to wipe out anyone who upset him.

What's this got to do with Calvert-Lewin

 

[roydo]

Liar number 2! Congrats!

Calling me a liar pal?

 

[COYBL25]

The fellas in Fiji, Bhutan and the Greek army all wear what could be called skirts.

I don`t know why anyone would give a toss tbh ?

 

[everton1953]

Some of you lot in here haven’t had an erection since the 90’s and it shows.

What happens if you get an erection in a skirt? Answer nobody would notice.
1980s is more accurate

 

[Tony’s Carp]

What's this got to do with Calvert-Lewin

DCL once wore a pair of shorts that looked a bit like a skirt if you didn't look closely, which this guy didn't like, because this guy likes men with their knees protruding from jeans instead. It's all perfectly normal stuff.

 

[everton1953]

What's this got to do with Calvert-Lewin

Nothing. It is just more entertaining than Dom's predicament at least for those with a sense of humour.